I know this is horribly off-topic.
But a friend of mine told me this real gut-busting joke, and I want
to share it with all of you.
A man once convinced his son that if he wanted to live a long life
secret was to sprinkle a little gunpowder on his Cornflakes every
morning.
The son did this religiously, and lived to the age of 93.
When he died, he left 14 children, 28 grandchildren, 35
great-grandchildren...,
and a fifteen foot hole in the wall of the crematorium.
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Received on Wed Oct 10 2001 - 12:16:47 CDT