> As for Canada, I have a pretty good parodic song about the Mounties
> memorized from Ren & Stimpy (entitled "Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen
> Anthem")...just say the word and consider it posted (unless Thy gets
> on our backs again)
Our contry rEEEeeks of trees,
Our Yaks are REEEally large..
andtheysmelllikerottingbeefcarcasses *po-pom*
And we Haaave to clean up aAafter them
and our saddle sores AArre the best
we proudly wear womin's clothin
and searing sand blows up our skirts *howhow*howhow*
And the buzzards they soar OOoverhead,
poisonous snakes will devOoour us whole,
our bones will bleach in the sun *po-po-pom*
And we will probably got to HELL
and that is our great reward
for bEEeing ro-ooyal canadian kilted yaksmen
*yeah*(throws hat)*yipee*yahoo (throws functional intestinal tract)
So sue me if this is too much.
The Canadian customs owe me BIG time
(And I'm actually applying for a job with them, I knew i'd get to them
sooner or later. Maniacal laugh engaged: ~Nyghahahah~)
Payne
Received on Tue Nov 13 2001 - 01:38:34 CST