*ROTFLMAO*ok that was a good one. scary thing is that
i know a few ppl who talk and think like that.
Falconeio
Never ask a dragon what he had for lunch or you might
just see for yourself.
--- Ariana Solara <cmorris_at_dycon.com> wrote:
> Boudreaux went into the fish market to apply for a
> job. The boss
> thought to himself - I'm not hiring that lazy Cajun,
> so he decided
> to set a test for Boudreaux hoping he wouldn't be
> able to answer
> the questions and he'd be able to refuse him the job
> without
> getting into an argument.
>
> The first question was, "Without using numbers,
> represent the
> number 9."
>
> Boudreaux says, "Dat's easy" and proceeds to draw
> three trees.
>
> The boss says, "What in the world is that?"
>
> Boudreaux says, "Tree 'n tree 'n tree makes nine."
>
> "Fair enough" says the boss. "Second questions, same
> rules, but
> represent 99".
>
> Boudreaux stares into space for a while, then makes
> a smudge on
> each tree.
>
> "Der ya go sir," he says.
>
> The boss scratches his head and asks, "How on earth
> do you get that
> to represent 99?"
>
> Boudreaux answers, "Each tree is dirty now, so it's
> dirty tree 'n
> dirty tree 'n dirty tree - dat 99."
>
> The boss is getting worried he's going to have to
> hire Boudreaux
> so he says, "All right, question number 3. Same
> rules again, but
> this time represent the number 100."
>
> Boudreaux stares into space again, then he shouts,
> "I got it!" He
> makes a little mark at the base of each tree and
> says, "Der ya go
> sir - 100."
>
> The boss looks at Boudreaux's attempt and thinks,
> "Ha! got him
> this time." He then tells Boudreaux, "Go on,
> Boudreaux, you must
> be crazy if you think that represents a 100."
>
> Boudreaux leans forward and points to the little
> marks at the
> tree bases
>
> and says, "A little dog comes along and craps by
> each tree, so
> now ya got dirty tree an' a turd, dirty tree an' a
> turd, and
> dirty tree an' a turd, which makes 100. When do I
> start my job?"
>
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