Re: Since I'm involuntarily awake now...

From: furryfelon <furryfelon_at_yahoo.com>
Date: Thu, 06 Dec 2001 03:57:37 -0000

--- In SkunkworksAMA_at_y..., "citizenofinsanity" <jmhcustomart_at_y...>
wrote:
> Guess I better catch up on these messages. Looks like I've got
about 33 or so to respond to. Damn cat kept crying to be let out,
and was waking me up every 2-3 hours. So I tied her feet together
and hung her by her ears from the ceiling fan. Just kidding. But
it's tempting... So grab a sandwich and a brew, 'cause this might
take awhile... --JMH, heading back to post #2428 first...


Hi Jim.
Ah Come on why don't you tell the truth! It really wasn't the cat
that woke you up it was me calling you at 3 AM. Sorry about that I
keep forgetting the 3 hour time diference between WA & FL. It was
your cat that woke you up the 3 or 4 times before I called, Don't you
remember that I commented on that weird howling sound and you told me
it was the cat playing with your overhead fan? I know you were kind
of groggy at the time, But you surely must remember telling me to
bugger off and.. Well it was at that point there was this loud click
like sound and then nothing? So I guess that you fell asleep while
we were talking and you dropped the receiver, So I decided it was
wise to let you sleep. Ha!!

Well all joking aside I hope your cats now over its dizzy spells.
And I can also see those two terrible rodents The Mousey Love Girls
have not only once again visited your group but have left a few
droppings of a most personal nature as well! <sigh!> I mean it was
really nasty of them to show that drawing that Des did of me being
unable to handle those hot chilli peppers! Hey Lori must have a cast
iron mouth or something as those things were DAMN HOT!! Hell the next
day when I took a crap the damn toilet paper caught fire! Man talk
about after burn or what!
Hey its a guy thing! not to look stupid in front of the girls and if
a man can't handle his Chilli peppers then what's next? Being unable
to please the girls in bed? So you can guess how I feel after being
hit by not only the chilli peper drawing but then to find the the
other ones with the girls and their mom have also been posted! Sweet
Jumping Jesus what's next with those two?
Well I'll tell you revenge is a dish that is relished cold and I'm
going to get even with those two squeakers if its the last thing I
do! So as soon as your in your new place and all unpacked and ready
to draw again, I want both you and Des to help me get even with the
Mice! I want something to post on their group and its got to be
really good! And moneys no object. <Mainly because I don't have any
right now> But revenge shall one day will be mine! <Strange maniacal
laughter!> Oh yes the Bear will have his day.
Oh By the way tell Lori its Dr. Pepper I like not Hot Chilli Peppers!
We'll talk later.

        The Much Maligned Herbie Bear
Received on Wed Dec 05 2001 - 19:57:38 CST

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