--- In SkunkworksAMA_at_y..., Falconeio <falconeio_at_g...> wrote:
> Until they catch it in their muzzles and bite down too hard and
>have it shatter in their mouths. That's kinda dangerous, unless yer
>the adventurous type and don't care about where yer hotdog came
>from...
Yeah, I have a cocker spaniel that once bit into a cactus. Quite
difficult getting the spikes out of his mouth...I'm just glad he
hasn't met up with a porcupine!
Anyway on a lighter note I didn't realize that one comment about the
AOL free CD's would spawn this big of a conversation. So I'll just
list all the ones I've heard so far.
What to do with the free AOL CD's (or any other crappy CD's you are
given/have thrust upon you):
- Use for skeet shooting
- Use as coaster
- Use the CD jewel case (if applicable)
- Use the DVD case (yes they come in those cases too)
- Stress Relief #1: Throw against the wall (wear goggles to be safe)
- Stress Relief #2: Smash into multiple pieces with a hammer
**Warning: when smashed the CD will break into many sharp and
potentially dangerous pieces**
- Stress Relief #3: Make large cuts all around the bottom of the
disc, one after the other, and see how many it takes for the CD to be
completely unreadable!
- Give to the artistic 3-year old in your life to paint it pretty
colors and throw it around as a frisbee
- Use the shiny surface to BLIND FOES!
- Play in your friend's CD player as a prank **Warning! Can damage
sound system**
- Sharpen the edges for use as makeshift shurikens (a.k.a. "ninja
stars")
- Makes a good gag gift for your enemies!
- Nothing says "I love/loathe you" than the gift of AOL...
- Hang as ornaments on the Christmas tree (painting green and red is
optional)
- The poor man's wreath!
Any more? There's probably large lists floating around the Web.
Merry X-mas from the cast of Futurama...
Josh Bailey
Received on Sun Dec 23 2001 - 23:23:08 CST