To reply to the subject line, Yes, I can always use
some help! Being a genius (huh?) is all well and
fine, but nothing like a bit of inspiration! Bad
ideas always welcome!!!
Apologies for "chopping credits", but I have cut and
pasted about four email together to form this reply,
so please don't be sad if your reply mark is not above
your contribution... Now my response... *thunder
roll accompanied by flashes of lightening*
--- elmerfudpucker1st <elmerfudpucker_at_hotmail.com>
wrote:
> dragon, you better practice more if you want the
> title of most
> evil,Thylacine has you beat!*snickers at the idea of
> the upcoming battle ahead*
I'm happy to be number two. No one ever argues if you
say you're the second best. Everyone else is always
trying to prove they're number one! This does not
though mean that I won't be pushing to ensure we are
reaching ever lower standards of quality pictures and
literature! I can also proffer the excuse that he
probably has had much more pactice than me - I'm just
warming up!!!! };-)
> but jimmy boy you need a trank gun.
Jim may, but we dragons have a few tricks that will be
revealed in my story response to The Challenge (coming
soon, really!)
> Lori,you a baaadd girl, but not bad enough for me!
Careful or I'll suggest to Des that she use her Bag o'
Fun on you! Then we'll see who cries like a little
girl! ;-P No, no! It's okay! I really don't want
any myself! Aaaarrrgh!!! *scuffling and furniture
falling over as Scrapper hurriedly moves to a safer
location...*
*Few minutes go by...*
Right, now safely locked in the server room (next best
thing to Fort Knox)... back to answering the email!
>Ya should HEAR some of the evil shit I've pulled with
> wallpaper
I'd be happy to hear about your exploits - probably a
few others who won't mind the read neither...
>I have SEEN every possible reaction to raunchy
>wallpaper,....
My photoshop clever boss struck again yesterday... I
am a sports bike rider, though if it has two wheels
and you'll give me an acknowledging nod as we pass,
then you're still brethren in my books (right Jim?).
Returned to my desk to find my background has been
changed to a picture of me in human form, riding a
Harley custom chopper. Well more like flying from the
handle bars of said bike. Had humans people ask me
when the photo was taken and how I got like that.
Sorry guys, as crazy as I am, it is just a digital
edit. Damn good one though!
>as a result of my research
>most of Central New York won't go near me =P
Are you sure that's from your research, or should you
be changing deodourant brand?
>Just be glad you're in Aussieland, Scrapper, I
>wouldn't want to have to compete with you for Evilest
>Fur in the Hemisphere... }=)
Evilest fur in the world is still up for grabs!!!
Hehe HEHE hehe... *grinning evilly through clenched,
bared teeth*
>*shouted to 150 nerds at a LAN party*
>"HEY, YOU GUYS EVER SEEN *THAT*?"
>*collective wince*
>(and one) Hey!! That rocks!! Do you have more?
I am the president of a computer club that meets for
about 4 hours on the first Wednesday of each month.
Quite small, only about 50 members, though the
response if asked there would be something to the
effect of "Do you want the rest of the series?" There
are some sick puppies there... None furry, but
definitely hard core porn collectors. Heard at one
meeting of the club "Hey guys, I've just got this new
17Gb hard drive! Do you think we can fill it
tonight?" They succeeded...
>Techno Rules.....but not as much as Sex....
Alright, I'll admit to being a Doof-Doof head too.
Doof-Doof referring to any music that makes that sound
when heard from the footpath of a passing car.
*Allowing for stereo and doppler effect* doof, doof,
DooF, DooF, DOOF! DOOF! DOOF! DooF, DooF, doof,
doof...
>But no, I was referring
>the the "Thunderdome" from the Mad Max movie.
Thinking of Australian (proving Oz really isn't too
good in the movie league), and if you watch any of
that series again (probably not advisable unless under
the influence of chemicals...) take note of how
dramatic and over the top the music is. Big, sudden
orchestral stuff as opposed to blended in like more
modern films. Good concept, but scary acting etc.
Actually, picture concept; how about Natasha as Auntie
(we're talking about Thunderdome here!!!), wearing the
reavealing mesh outfit (eeeh! nasty on the fur!), Onyx
and Lori as body guards wearing leather with plenty of
straps and chains, and two studly guys in The Dome
(volunteer, Shad?), wearing only loin clothes.
Natasha over the PA system "You must fight to win my
pleasure!!! The loser will suffer the pain of my
children's pleasure!"
Lori and Onyx holding WW2k2(a) or similar
uncomfortable looking "pleasure" implements, weild
them menacingly towards the competitors, The two
guys looking up from facing each other in the dome,
with big nervous swallows. Desiree overseeing the
fight as Ring Master with a huge bull whip in her
hands, pulling it tight like a S&M master, making her
muscles ripple, clearly visible from her spiked
leather crop top, teeth showing as she leers down at
the two competitors through the bars of the dome.
For added twist, the weapons hanging in the dome could
be of the KY jelly spray tube, 12" `Hard & Fast',
pieces of rope, hand cuffs, leather belts, an ancient
`Earthquake will make your world move' vibrator,
condoms, wet beach towls, short leather flails,
cello-tape and other devices that "take your fancy".
(No, I am NOT expressing a preference here!!!)
Now look what you've done! You've stirred up all that
evil that's been brewing with your little Thunder dome
idea!!! See the first paragraph of this email again!
Scrapper, Black Dragon, who's going to have hell
concentrating on work now....
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Received on Thu Jan 31 2002 - 14:25:47 CST