--- In SkunkworksAMA_at_y..., "Ross Sauer" <patch_at_b...> wrote:
> Heh heh.......
>
> (That sound you hear are gears in my head grinding.)
>
> The girls finally outrun both Jim and Des, and after hiding at Zig
Zag's
> apartment for a couple days, (they had some fun there, of course!)
<G> they
> slowly sneak back.
>
> After carefully checking out the place, they see Jim and Des are no
where to
> be found.
>
> All 3 are relieved.
>
> They start to relax, when suddenly a klaxon sounds, and manacles
pop out of
> nowhere, clamping onto the girls arms and legs, spreading them of
course.
> Then a mechanical arm with a scissors and claw proceeds to cut and
tear all
> their clothes off.
>
> After this is done, the girls see a tag on the manacles and
mechanical arm.
>
> "Patent Pending, Desiree Lee."
>
> (All three in unison:)
>
> "OH SHIT!"
>
> Des and Jim saunter in, carrying a horrible-looking machine.
>
> It consists of the full contents of Des' "bag o' fun," all hooked
up to the
> motor from Jim's bike.
>
> Des and Jim:
> "Muhuahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!"
>
> The Girls:
>
> "DOUBLE OH SHIT!"
Scott, having seen it all, pulls out a cell phone and calls someone.
Scott:" Val, we have a problem."
Scott " Its time for the biggest gun of all. And she is pissed."
Jim and Des" Hi boss...."
Received on Wed Feb 06 2002 - 21:17:02 CST