In a message dated 2/22/2002 10:01:59 PM Eastern Standard Time,
cedric_at_deru.com writes:
> >No no no, Scrapper...I'm *very* good...just ask
> >Georgie...and there's times when I can be even better!
> >
> >But anyway...sorry about the unfortunate association
> >you've developed with clothespins (as the ocelot
> >giggles maniacally...)
> >
> >Of course, the spring-type clothespins have their
> >uses...
> >
> >But anyway...wordplay is one of my delights (along
> >with sneaking into the Budweiser stables and seducing
> >those Clydesdales...)...some of my puns have been
> >known to sterilize frogs at 50 yards...
> >
> >But you can ask Georgie here all about them, right
> >Georgie? Georgie? What, fainted *again*? Just
> >because I was talking about salamander racing and
> >complaining about all the trouble I was having finding
> >all the newts that's fit to sprint?
> >
> >Some herm skunkies just have *no* stamina...
> >
> >Purrs!
> >Trella
>
>
> Bravo Trella, lethally skilled in pun-ishment!
>
> I think you should check in Alaska for sprinting salamanders, after all
> snow newts is good newts.
>
> and if you wanna seduce a clydesdale, you dont really need to look much
> farther :)
>
> Cedric
>
::dies:: Snow newts..great one there. Hey hey, don't hog all the horse
acclimation. ::self pointage:: Over here ::wavewave!!:: =P. Lovely pun's
people. They sting.. like.. onions..
-Justin , pun for pun, a terrible writer.
Received on Fri Feb 22 2002 - 19:32:22 CST