Ten reasons why Natasha is better than Max - Dark
Angel
- We've all seen that Natasha has hot booty, though
with Max, we're still just guessing (unless someone
has a good link???)
- If you met Natasha, there is more chance that you'd
get 'pashed' as opposed to 'smashed'.
- Natasha is always ready to play around. Max only
comes in season every three months.
- Natasha has two sisters, who you've also got a
chance with. Max's sisters are more likely to kill
you. Or her brothers will...
- If you aren't Logan, Max isn't likely to be
interested in you (unless she's in season). If you
are male and alive, you have a chance with Natasha.
(that's a chance, not a guarantee!)
- Natasha works in the family business, guaranteed
good employment. Max is a courier (that means limited
life expectancy!) or a thief. Be grateful if their's
food on the table.
- If you like Max, everyone is always saying Buffy is
better. If you like Natasha, she's really only got
her sisters for competition, so no real loss there.
- On Natasha, all over body hair is cool. Not a good
thought on Max...
- If you're a tail male. NO contest!
- You're unlikely to have Lydecker and his goons
interrupt a 'romantic moment' if you're with Natasha.
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