Geez Scrapper, you roll out of the wrong side of the
bed this morning? You come across as being needlessly
groucy today! You deserve someone to write a Group
User Report on you. Not exactly skunkworks, but
definitely a group issue! Now, Scrapper, stop
spamming the group, or I'll have to self imposed ban
you!!!
One of the other voices in Scrapper's head...
Dear:
[ ] sir [ ] clueless one [ ] twit [ ]
great man on campus
[ ] madam [ ] dweeb [ ] newbie twerp [ ]
Spoungie
[ ] Kid [ ] evolutionary throwback
Your post was:
___ lame.
___ stupid.
___ pointless.
___ tasteless.
___ much longer than any worthwhile.
___ much longer than your attention span will permit
coherence for.
Your attention is drawn to the fact that:
___ your post/mail originated on America On-Line.
___ your post/mail originated on MSN
___ your post contained commercial advertising.
___ you continued a boring useless stupid thread.
___ you quoted someone's whole article.
___ and added absolutely nothing.
___ just so you could add 'me too!'
___ nothing except your .sig file.
___ and added meaningless gibberish.
___ you posted a piece riddled with profanities.
___ you posted some sort of crap that doesn't belong
in this group.
___ you posted the inanely stupid 'Make Money Fast'
article.
___ you advocated Net censorship.
___ you made a bigoted statement(s).
___ you repeatedly assumed moral or intellectual
superiority.
___ you are under the misapprehension that this group
is your preserve.
___ you've shown lack of humor.
___ you are apparently under compulsion to post to
every thread.
___ what you posted/said has been done before.
___ your post referred to a newsgroup as a Board,
BBoard, or BBS.
___ your post contained numerous spelling errors.
___ your post contained multiple grammatical errors.
___ YOUR POST CONTAINED EXCESSIVE CAPITALIZATION
/PUNCTUATION!!!!
___ your post was an obvious forgery.
___ you don't know what you're talking about.
___ you misquoted/quoted out of context.
___ you included the word D00D or D00DZ.
___ you included the word WaReZ, or some varient
there upon.
___ you flamed someone who:
___ has been around far longer than you.
___ who has proven themselves more intelligent
and witty than you.
___ who stated that they were expressing their
own opinions
in the same post that they expressed said
opinions in.
Furthermore:
___ You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of
this newsgroup.
___ You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of
Internet.
___ You are a loser.
___ *plonk*
___ You must have spent your entire life in a Skinner
box to be this
clueless.
___ This has been pointed out before.
___ You appear to be a raving lunatic.
___ You appear to be a idiot.
It is recommended that you:
___ stick to FidoNet and come back when you've grown
up.
___ find a volcano and throw yourself in.
___ get a gun and shoot yourself.
___ Give up on Internet
___ return to 5th grade and learn how to spell.
___ learn to type.
___ grow up or go home.
___ consume excrement.
___ consume excrement and thus expire.
___ just DROP DEAD!
Don't take life so seriously, you won't get out
alive... - some guy.
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Received on Tue Mar 12 2002 - 17:48:13 CST