Its too late at night for me to look up if this is hacked. I'm
pretty sure it is, cuz not even thy bashes himself THAT much. I'll do it
tomorrow. Found a difference in the bleah, can't even remember what its
called. Just ignore the message, its probably not scrappers fault
(unless he left an unlocked computer at the office, then it is) :P
-Dracorix
Bleah, here at the evolution sanctuary, we sleep diligently for your
convenience.
-----Original Message-----
From: Scrapper BlackDragon [mailto:scrapperbd_at_yahoo.com]
Sent: Tuesday, March 12, 2002 8:48 PM
To: skunkworksama_at_yahoogroups.com
Subject: [SkunkworksAMA] Group User Report
Geez Scrapper, you roll out of the wrong side of the
bed this morning? You come across as being needlessly
groucy today! You deserve someone to write a Group
User Report on you. Not exactly skunkworks, but
definitely a group issue! Now, Scrapper, stop
spamming the group, or I'll have to self imposed ban
you!!!
One of the other voices in Scrapper's head...
Dear:
[ ] sir [ ] clueless one [ ] twit [ ]
great man on campus
[ ] madam [ ] dweeb [ ] newbie twerp [ ]
Spoungie
[ ] Kid [ ] evolutionary throwback
Your post was:
___ lame.
___ stupid.
___ pointless.
___ tasteless.
___ much longer than any worthwhile.
___ much longer than your attention span will permit
coherence for.
Your attention is drawn to the fact that:
___ your post/mail originated on America On-Line.
___ your post/mail originated on MSN
___ your post contained commercial advertising.
___ you continued a boring useless stupid thread.
___ you quoted someone's whole article.
___ and added absolutely nothing.
___ just so you could add 'me too!'
___ nothing except your .sig file.
___ and added meaningless gibberish.
___ you posted a piece riddled with profanities.
___ you posted some sort of crap that doesn't belong
in this group.
___ you posted the inanely stupid 'Make Money Fast'
article.
___ you advocated Net censorship.
___ you made a bigoted statement(s).
___ you repeatedly assumed moral or intellectual
superiority.
___ you are under the misapprehension that this group
is your preserve.
___ you've shown lack of humor.
___ you are apparently under compulsion to post to
every thread.
___ what you posted/said has been done before.
___ your post referred to a newsgroup as a Board,
BBoard, or BBS.
___ your post contained numerous spelling errors.
___ your post contained multiple grammatical errors.
___ YOUR POST CONTAINED EXCESSIVE CAPITALIZATION
/PUNCTUATION!!!!
___ your post was an obvious forgery.
___ you don't know what you're talking about.
___ you misquoted/quoted out of context.
___ you included the word D00D or D00DZ.
___ you included the word WaReZ, or some varient
there upon.
___ you flamed someone who:
___ has been around far longer than you.
___ who has proven themselves more intelligent
and witty than you.
___ who stated that they were expressing their
own opinions
in the same post that they expressed said
opinions in.
Furthermore:
___ You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of
this newsgroup.
___ You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of
Internet.
___ You are a loser.
___ *plonk*
___ You must have spent your entire life in a Skinner
box to be this
clueless.
___ This has been pointed out before.
___ You appear to be a raving lunatic.
___ You appear to be a idiot.
It is recommended that you:
___ stick to FidoNet and come back when you've grown
up.
___ find a volcano and throw yourself in.
___ get a gun and shoot yourself.
___ Give up on Internet
___ return to 5th grade and learn how to spell.
___ learn to type.
___ grow up or go home.
___ consume excrement.
___ consume excrement and thus expire.
___ just DROP DEAD!
Don't take life so seriously, you won't get out
alive... - some guy.
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Received on Tue Mar 12 2002 - 19:36:00 CST