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From: payne_brandon <payne_brandon_at_yahoo.ca>
To: <SkunkworksAMA_at_yahoogroups.com>
Sent: Friday, April 05, 2002 1:25 PM
Subject: [SkunkworksAMA] Rude Awakening
> Lori, Natasha, and Onyx snuck in ever so silently as Jim slept
> heavily late that afternoon. At one point Onyx knocked a lamp over,
> causing Jim to turn over.
>
> "I guess staying awake for four days really puts you out.", mused
> Natasha.
>
> "Let's just get this over with before I burst.", Lori said eagerly as
> she bent over.
>
> Natasha nodded and shoved the hose up Lori's ass, whilst Onyx put the
> mask over Jim's face and giving the okay.
>
> "He's been sleeping a little too long if you ask me," sneered Lori
> deviously, "Time to give him a wake up call.". And with that she let
> loose with a long loud fart.
>
> "Whoa," gagged Onyx as she krinkled her nose, "That garlic really
> puts a kick into it.".
>
> Jim awoke with a gasp as if he were suffocating. When he realized
> what was happening, his eyes bulged and he ripped the mask off. With
> his face twisted with rage, he shrieked a slew of curses, even
> threating to have them stuffed and mounted, as he was trying to get
> up out of the tangle of sheets. The girls were already dashing out of
> his room, delighted that they were able to pull this prank off.
>
> -Brandon Payne
Jim had the room all ready.
"Thanks Des. What do you call this stuff?"
"Ethyl Mercaptan. Make sure you don't get a whiff of it. It's practically
guranteed to make you puke."
"Here come the girls!"
The girls walk in, and a trap door drops them into a basement room.
Natasha says: "Quit screaming, Lori! There's a breeze coming in, so we're
getting air."
Onyx: "Why is the trap door opening again?"
Jim: "Muhuhahahahahahaha!"
(He drops a small glass vial, slams the door shut)
"Muhuhahahahahaha!!!!!"
(Vial shatters)
All three girls: BLEEEAAARRRGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Received on Fri Apr 05 2002 - 11:50:00 CST