Re: Cooking

From: payne_brandon <payne_brandon_at_yahoo.ca>
Date: Wed, 10 Apr 2002 13:39:17 -0000

--- In SkunkworksAMA_at_y..., Scrapper BlackDragon <scrapperbd_at_y...>
wrote:
<BIG SNIP>
> "We could use the hose..." suggests Onyx.
>
"Yes we could!", beamed Lori as she ran out the door.

"Uhh, n-never mind," fretted Onyx, "We could end up making an even
bigger mess.".

"Anything else we do could end up being an improvement.", said
Natasha.

Jim was in the garage fixing up his bikes.

"TURN IT OFF!!! TURN IT OFF!!! TURN IT OFF!!!", Onyx was heard
shrieking, startling Jim as he dropped a wrench. He was now paralyzed
with fear.

"I CAN'T, THE TAP'S BROKE OFF!!!", screamed Natasha a moment later.

Taking several deep breaths, Jim steeled himself to go and check out
the commotion. Knowing full-well that he will start screaming at them
again.

He opened the door and got blasted with a steady stream of water.

"GET THAT FUCKIN' HOSE OUT OF THE GODDAMN HOUSE NOW!!!", he managed
to roar. Causing the girls to snap out of their panic and do just
that.

He managed to get to the main water valve and shut it off. Back in
the kitchen he went to see the girls, who now looked at him with
fearful guilt. Water was dripping off of him as he surveyed the
damage. The whole room looked as if a river had ran through.

Jim's face was positively bestial and his left eye twitched
dangerously. The look of homicidal madness was in them.

"Get...mops...now!!!", he hissed inhumanly.

The girls needed no more prodding than that as they ran to fetch
them. Jim sat and watched them like a hawk during that time.

'Can't even trust them to clean up by themselves!', he snarled to
himself.

-Brandon Payne
Received on Wed Apr 10 2002 - 06:39:19 CDT

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