I wrote this Jim, based on Des' description of a car ride with you.
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It's a beautiful spring afternoon, but Natasha, Onyx and Lori are
bored, watching TV.
Jim walks in.
"Jim, are we in trouble again?"
"No, not this time. Des suggested since it's so nice out, and I got
my car all tuned up, the four of us go for a drive."
"Isn't Des coming?"
"No, she said she had some stuff to get caught up on."
"Ok, who's driving?"
Jim speaks up. "I am."
Natasha says, "I ride shotgun!"
Onyx and Lori pout a little, but soon all are in place in the car.
"Jim, I saw Des peek out at us, and she's laughing her head off, I
can hear it. Why is that?"
"I have no idea....."
Car starts up, and Jim promptly goes from 0 - 60 in 4.5 seconds,
leaving black tire marks for blocks.
The girls all notice that Jim's face has changed as well, almost a
Jekyll-Hyde change.
He looks like Mad Max.
"Hey Jim, there's a skateboarder."
"Yeah, Des and I saw him yesterday."
"He's looking at us."
"I never saw anybody, even a squirrel climb a tree THAT fast!"
"Jim, could you stop taking the corners on 2 wheels? My stomach
hurts."
Natasha pipes up, "Jim, who taught you how to drive?"
"A guy I know, a stuntman named Super Dave Osbourne. Ever hear of
him?"
Onyx asks Natasha, "What are you mumbling?"
She leans closer and hears, "Hail Mary full of grace...."
"Jim, you better take us home. I'm getting carsick."
"Ok."
The car pulls into the driveway, all three girls stumble out.
Des looks out, sees Jim still with his "Mad Max" face on, the three
girls staggering back to the house, shaking with fear, and totally
cracks up.
Received on Sun Apr 14 2002 - 13:23:39 CDT