"Woah there, Paulyboy, somebody spilled 1980's all over you."
"Dr. Nesbit, I don't see how removing my shirt is going to help..."
"Tampering in God's domain since 1927!"
"Man, we were kicking so much ass until that Cuthulu prick showed up!"
" Ah yeah! I'm busting more shit than an incontinent man at a chili
cook-off!"
"Software is like sex, it's better when it's free." -Linux Torvalds