> > > Well, I don't think it's our place to grind him into meat
sauce.
> > >
> > > It's just our place to hold him down while each of the artists
he's
> > screwed
> > > over all take a few good shots at him with a board with a nail
> > stuck through
> > > it. A rusty nail. A rusty nail covered with salt and lemon
juice.
> >
> > ---You forgot the "Black Plague". >;)
> >
> > --JMH
> >
> >
> >
>
> Ah, silly me. Well, the individual artists could supply their own
nails for
> the boards if they so wished...
>
Personally, I think Sibe is definitely gonna qualify for the Darwin
Award sometime in the future...
One can't help but wonder if his family knows what he's up to...and
if they do, why they would bail him out...maybe they're a bunch of
furry haters who think Sibe is doing the world a service by
undermining the artists' earnings?
No, that'd be too far-fetched, even when Sibe is concerned.
As for my ideal punishment for Sibe...force him to submit to an Ed
Messe porn search (some of you from the 1980s might remember Ed
Messe)...then send him off to a 1930s-style Russian Gulag for
extensive torture...then when he's freed, give every artist he's
cheated an ax tipped with Anthrax (Plague would be too likely to kill
the killers), and then send them after Sibe! But only slash him
enough so he dies a slow, painful death, with insults from the
artists thrown at him as he dies...
It may seem a bit frightening, but I think this is what Sibe
deserves. ^_^
-Lee Stupid
Received on Thu May 23 2002 - 22:16:27 CDT