Don't discount amateurs. Everyone in the olympics is an amateur. The
average Army rifleman fires 120 rounds a year. I shoot more than three tims
that in a weekend. :)
-----Original Message-----
From: wadx [mailto:wadx_at_yahoo.com]
Sent: Monday, June 24, 2002 9:53 PM
To: SkunkworksAMA_at_yahoogroups.com
Subject: [SkunkworksAMA] Grudge Match: Skunkworks vs. ZZ Studios (was
Re: ZZ and da girls! <G>)
Zig Zag is a professional porn star and the Skunkworks crew are
amateurs.
Team Zig Zag will win.
Sort of like the difference between armed thugs and trained military
soldiers.
--- In SkunkworksAMA_at_y..., "coelacanth1938" <chacoanasazi_at_a...> wrote:
>
> Warning: Intense Silliness Follows...
>
> The furs over at Zig Zag's Fan Club And Studio
> (http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ZZFCandS/) want to see who's really
> supreme: The infamous Zig Zag or Lori, Onyx and Natasha. Well, we're
> going to find out by staging a good old fashioned yifffight over at
> Furry Fight Farm...
>
> Imagine this: The Barn (our arena) is packed to capacity. The steel
> cage has been lowered over our double-sized center ring. Inside the
> ring, boxes of adult toys have placed in each corner. An olympic-
> sized plastic kiddie wading pool sits in the middle of the ring.
> Buckets of Wesson oil, chocolate pudding, and cole slaw surround it.
> Instead of the usual harsh white overhead lighting, colored
> spotlights illuminate the ring...
>
> Lori, Onyx, and Natasha enter the ring first. Their entry music
> is "Welcome To The Jungle". They are pumped and ready to go!
>
> There is a pause.
>
> Zig Zag and her crew stroll down the aisle to the tune of "We Are
> The Champions". Loyally following behind Ziggy are the Mousey Love
> Girls, Wyne and Chez (What? Three against one is not fair!). They
> climb into the ring and both teams immediately begin to taunt and
> bait each other.
>
> Then the special referee, Sheila Vixen makes her entry, climbs into
> the ring, and instructs the stagehands to padlock the door shut.
> Sheila then takes the wireless mic and tells the audience the rules:
>
> "None. This is a no-holes-barred match."
>
> Then Sheila tells the audience what the victory conditions are:
>
> "Furs are counted out as soon as they cum. When all the members of
> one team are counted out, the other team wins."
>
> Finally, Sheila throws in the little side bet both teams made:
>
> "Losers have to entertain the audience!"
>
> Sheila steps to one side, counts to three, and signals for the bell
> to ring. Both teams rush each other...
>
> Vote for either Skunkworks or ZZ Studios to win by going to the
> Furry Fight Farm Polls
> (http://groups.yahoo.com/group/furryfightfarm/).
>
> May the best furs win!
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Received on Mon Jun 24 2002 - 19:26:24 CDT