Of Course should Zig Zag lose there IS! a professional Porn Workers
union! (Really) Then the "Girls" would become pros after that and
have to pay dues! ;) Maybe even back dues after an investigation!
--- In SkunkworksAMA_at_y..., "wadx" <wadx_at_y...> wrote:
> Zig Zag is a professional porn star and the Skunkworks crew are
> amateurs.
>
> Team Zig Zag will win.
>
> Sort of like the difference between armed thugs and trained military
> soldiers.
>
>
>
>
>
> --- In SkunkworksAMA_at_y..., "coelacanth1938" <chacoanasazi_at_a...>
wrote:
> >
> > Warning: Intense Silliness Follows...
> >
> > The furs over at Zig Zag's Fan Club And Studio
> > (http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ZZFCandS/) want to see who's really
> > supreme: The infamous Zig Zag or Lori, Onyx and Natasha. Well,
we're
> > going to find out by staging a good old fashioned yifffight over
at
> > Furry Fight Farm...
> >
> > Imagine this: The Barn (our arena) is packed to capacity. The
steel
> > cage has been lowered over our double-sized center ring. Inside
the
> > ring, boxes of adult toys have placed in each corner. An olympic-
> > sized plastic kiddie wading pool sits in the middle of the ring.
> > Buckets of Wesson oil, chocolate pudding, and cole slaw surround
it.
> > Instead of the usual harsh white overhead lighting, colored
> > spotlights illuminate the ring...
> >
> > Lori, Onyx, and Natasha enter the ring first. Their entry music
> > is "Welcome To The Jungle". They are pumped and ready to go!
> >
> > There is a pause.
> >
> > Zig Zag and her crew stroll down the aisle to the tune of "We Are
> > The Champions". Loyally following behind Ziggy are the Mousey Love
> > Girls, Wyne and Chez (What? Three against one is not fair!). They
> > climb into the ring and both teams immediately begin to taunt and
> > bait each other.
> >
> > Then the special referee, Sheila Vixen makes her entry, climbs
into
> > the ring, and instructs the stagehands to padlock the door shut.
> > Sheila then takes the wireless mic and tells the audience the
rules:
> >
> > "None. This is a no-holes-barred match."
> >
> > Then Sheila tells the audience what the victory conditions are:
> >
> > "Furs are counted out as soon as they cum. When all the members
of
> > one team are counted out, the other team wins."
> >
> > Finally, Sheila throws in the little side bet both teams made:
> >
> > "Losers have to entertain the audience!"
> >
> > Sheila steps to one side, counts to three, and signals for the
bell
> > to ring. Both teams rush each other...
> >
> > Vote for either Skunkworks or ZZ Studios to win by going to the
> > Furry Fight Farm Polls
> > (http://groups.yahoo.com/group/furryfightfarm/).
> >
> > May the best furs win!
Received on Sat Jun 29 2002 - 22:37:11 CDT