Re: [SkunkworksAMA] Since It's America's Birthday..............
At 05:52 PM 7/4/2002 +0000, payne_brandon wrote:
>"They look like big colorful dildoes.", noted Natasha.
Ahhhh, I zee... Vun of zee furreez who tinks dat beeg vireworks deezplays
look like 'rockets' veeth steeks in zee butts. I am veeree zorree to tell
you zat zey achzually look like a vrow of large pipes, ovten avround vive
eenches een diameeter, ztuck on vareeus basees veeth vires vrunneeng to
eech vun vrum a coontrol ztation about a hundreed veet avay. Een zeese
pipes are two iteems, both the diameeter of zee pipe. At zee bottom eez zee
launcheeng charge, onlee about an eench or two theek. Above zees eez zee
deezplay charge, weech reezeembles a paper-wrapped teen can. Though I
admeet, zometimes zee launcheeng charge eez beelt eento zee bottom of zee
show charge. Just do not put zem een backwards or upzidedown.
(Takes off zee... Ermm.. Takes off THE silly labcoat and such)
If you can read what I just wrote above, I'm proud of you. I can't figure
out what I just wrote myself. ;) No, but don't let me ruin your fantasy of
the girls having fun with high explosives that are often more powerful than
a stick of dynamite. :) (Ooooo... I could just see one of them trying
to.... um... well, maybe not... 15" multiburst finale charges might be a
bit big.)
Received on Thu Jul 04 2002 - 14:22:49 CDT
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