--- In SkunkworksAMA_at_y..., "syrob" <syrob_at_y...> wrote:
Hey
I'm on the phone with Jim as I type this and he has the following
solution to your predicament.
#1 Insert your scrotum into a vise.
#2 Rotate handle on vise, causing pressure to be applied to your
nuts.
#3 This will help you attain the high vocal range you desire.
How ever there is a draw back.
#4 The dialogue must be spoken quickly before you black out.
The preceeding is NOT endorsed by the Actor's Guild.
Jim can't get on line right now because he can't see well, and there
is a thunder storm in his area. But he says HI to every one.
The Furry Felon on LONG Distance from Sumas WA. To Boynton Beach FL.
You guys owe me big time as this would have not cost me so much if
Jim wasn't my spell check for the words containing more than 4
letters. (;
> Hey all.
>
> Well, since it's quiet lately, and I've reached my boredom
> threshold, I've decided to actually take a chance and try to
> contribute something to the group. =)
>
> I'm working on a little parody news report based on Jim's story in
> the fan fic section, and it's going to be done in an audio format.
> I'm just working on a basic script for it first. I'd rather not
post
> it yet though, since it'll ruin the surprise. =P
>
> A few things I thought I'd better ask first though:
>
> 1) I need permission to, of course, use the likenesses of Jim's
> chars in an audial capacity. Of course, this is going to be an
> aproximation of as best I can muster, which might be especially
> difficult since last time I checked, I'm only a single gender, and
> I'll have to voice both. =P
>
> 2) In regards to that, can anyone reccomend any good sound
> manipulation software that might help with said genderbending? Or
> should I just go the helium route as mentioned before. ;P
>
> And thanks in advance for anyone who wants to lend a voice, but to
> be honest, I want to see if I can pull this off solo first. Once I
> flop miserably however, I'm sure I'll post the script here and let
> everyone have their go. Hell, Jim and Des could voice their own
> parts. ;P
>
> -Borys
> Oh boy, here we go...
Received on Sun Jul 21 2002 - 19:22:19 CDT