Re: Art for Rant

From: furryfelon <furryfelon_at_yahoo.com>
Date: Tue, 30 Jul 2002 21:36:38 -0000

Hey Panther Guy.
I forgot to reply to this part of your message when I sent out my
last reply, So I'll reply now to what I should have replied to the
first time I replied to you. Ok i don't know about you but now I'm
confused O_o

>these Beauties yet, so they are VERY much welcome to my
> lil' Collection of Hardiman-Art...I REALLY have to find a way to
> come to a Con he's attending to get me my own little Art-Pearl
> from him...

Well its real easy to get Jim to draw in your sketch book.

#1 Find a furrycon he's going to attend (This is not easy) and pre-
    pay the $25-30 to attend the furrycon

#2 Pay $800+ to fly from Germany (Mice told me your from Germany)

#3 Pay hotel $300+ to stay the 4 days of the furrycon

#4 Get up at 4 AM the first day and wait at the door for the doors
    to open at 10 AM if you lucky there will only be about 10 or so
    a head of you.

#5 When the doors open run like crazed Panther knocking all the
    others aside until you find Jim Table, Throw yourself in front of
    it while asking nicely if he's doing book sketches today.

#6 If your lucky and he says "Yes" <Put music of heavenly choir here>
    then add your book to the stack of 20+ others that are ahead of
    you, as they got to him either the night before or before the
    place opened.
    *WARNING!* Unless your a good friend that owes him money Do not
    try and find his room to bug him for a sketch! Others have tried
    in the past and have never been seen again.

#7 If he says "Sorry Dude not today" <Put music of Hells Damnation
    here> Then try numbers 4 & 5 over again the next few days or so
    as the furrycon is 3 days so you get 3 swings at bat before you
    strike out at getting an Hardiman Original at a furry con.

#8 Or you can forget all the above and just mail Jim all the money
    this whole trip would have cost you and in a year or so you'll
    get the Jim Hardiman Original you always wanted, Hey he's slow at
    times but its well worth the wait.

#9 Or Bid on the stuff he's selling on furbid to raise the money for
    his eye surgery.

#10 Out Bid the others on Furbid!

          Now you see how easy & painless that all was.

BTW all but the last two about Jim's furbid auctions, Is said with
tongue placed firmly in cheek. AKA Jokingly Yanking your tail.
But remember if your really at a furrycon Jim's at Get to him early
as the Early Panther gets the sketch. Hey he can only draw so fast
and three days go fast.

Herbie "Its not how big it is, Its were you stick it in the Mice that
counts" da Bear. AKA The Furry Felon
Received on Tue Jul 30 2002 - 14:36:44 CDT

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