Re: Art for Rant

From: furryfelon <furryfelon_at_yahoo.com>
Date: Tue, 30 Jul 2002 22:44:45 -0000

Howdy Mr. Panther dude
 
> Ohh? Hmm...then you better be on the lookout in the future...they
> MIGHT realize that the Dreaded Feather Torture can be used for
> getting at the combination/key for that safe ;P

Hell it takes a Key to open the box that holds the Combination lock
Then when you open the door there is another Key box to another
combination lock that finaly opens the damn thing to a screen that
has to be unlocked with a key. Like I said it was a old Wells Fargo
Safe and those boys didn't kid around. Oh yes and they have tried to
get the combinations off me but there no good with out the 3 keys and
no matter how much the do the Dreaded Feather Torture on me there not
getting any of it. Ha!!

> BTW..what does an Artist make say that one shouldn't show the stuff
> around at all? Is it something like:
> Artist: "Oh my GOSH! What was I THINKING! This is so
> perverted/unlike me, that I never can pple let this see it!

Well Yes and no! Some artists are not really into the spoogey art
scene will say they will not draw spoogy art, but if you wave a "C"
note or two under their nose its amazing what they will draw for cold
hard cash. >;)
So with a promise that said drawings will never see the light of day
or be seen by my eyes only they are kept safe from the fandom and the
mice.
Also some artists will draw for their friends some of their well
known characters doing things that they would never really do. And so
for the same reason they are also locked up for me to love and hoard
until the day I die. Then the said safe is to be taken to the
Titanic and put into the number one Hole to be forgotten by everyone.
>:)

Hell before Jim met me he used to draw cute little bunny rabbits and
other shit like that. But then I showed up one day while he was in
the middle of teaching a Sunday school class. I gave him a pocket
full of cash to draw me some very spoogy nude and sexy furry art,
Well his eyes grew wide in amazment and he gave me that now famous
evil grin of his and, Well lets just say that's when the Jim Hardiman
we all know and love was born. Lets say that he was a Born Again
Furry Artist. And if you doubt my word then ask Jim to post some of
his Easter Bunny Picks.
 
 
> Ahhh..wasn't Breast-fed...and I actually have no desire to feed on
> Breasts, even dry ones. I prefer my drink a bit different..and only
> one location can provide that taste...but who am I talking to, with
> the two Mice normally around, you'll be at that location every 2-3
> hours, right? >;P

Ah Yes the juicy lower pink bits are nice, But you gotta warm up the
Titties first otherwise the lower bits don't get as juicy. (;
So don't for get to plat with the Tits first as it shows them you
just don't have pussy on the mind. Ha!!

 
> -Shad "Naughty Thoughts, naughty Deeds, these will fulfill all your
> needs..." Devil

Good one, Mind if I use it? (;

Of all words wonderful of all words divine the four I like best are.
                 "The Mice Are Mine"
Received on Tue Jul 30 2002 - 15:44:47 CDT

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