I know this is way off topic, but this joke absolutely cracked me up.
A Priest lost his pet rooster and couldn't find it no matter how many
times he checked around his Parish. Frustrated, he decided to bring
it
up during his Sunday Mass.
From the pulpit, he asked loudly, "Anyone got a cock?"
All the men inside the Church stood up!
"No, I mean, has anyone seen a cock?"
All the women inside the Church stood up!
"No, no, no... what I mean is... has anyone seen MY cock?"
All the altar boys stood up.
Received on Fri Aug 16 2002 - 02:50:56 CDT