I just got this in my e-mail.
Total gut-busting funny.
Perfect breasts (o)(o)
Fake silicone breasts ( + )( + )
Perky breasts (*)(*)
Big nipple breasts (_at_)(@)
A cups o o
D cups { O }{ O }
Wonder bra breasts (oYo)
Cold breasts ( ^ )( ^ )
Lopsided breasts (o)(O)
Pierced Breasts (Q)(Q)
Hanging Tassels Breasts (p)(p)
Grandma's Breasts \ o /\ o /
Against The Shower Door Breasts ( )( )
Android Breasts | o | | o |
Martha Stewart's Breasts ($)($)
Happy Breasts (~)(~)
And God created woman and she had 3 breasts. He then asked the
woman, "Is there anything you'd like to have changed?" She
replied, "Yes, could you get rid of this middle breast?" And so it
was done, and it was good. Then the woman exclaimed as she was
holding the third breast in her hand,"What can be done with this
useless boob?"
And God created man.
Received on Sat Sep 14 2002 - 01:48:43 CDT