Ok, noone seemed to find my comparison between Val and Boney M's Ma
Baker interesting enough to comment on it...sooo, I went a bit further
and actually re-wrote the song to fit Val. Well..it maybe has fitted
her during her wilder days anyway...
Anyway, I did the best I could with it and guess that it still
fits quite good to the sound of the song even after my changes.
Here's the new lyrics...
But before...2 things:
1. I left 'Baker' as Val's last name on purpose. It may be known to
most but we don't have to scream it all over the place, ne?
2. The dumb thing the man says was "Sure" as in: Would you babysit my
girls for a LITTLE bit? -Sure...
And, of course, the man saying it is Jim ^.^
Boney M. - Val Baker Lyrics
Freeze I'm Val Baker
put your hands in the pants and give me all your spooge
this is the story of Val Baker the hottest Skunk from old chicago
town
she was the hottest Skunk
in old chicago town
she was the hottest Skunk
she really mowed them down
she had no shy at all
no no no shyness at all
she was the hottest Skunk
for she was really hot in buff
she left her husband flat
he wasn't nice enough
she took her girls along
'cos they were horny and strong
Val Val Val Val
Val Baker
she taught her girls
Val Val Val Val
Val Baker
to handle their tails
Val Val Val Val
Val Baker
she had the hottest bod
Val Val Val Val
Val Baker
and she knew how to fuck
they left a trail of grins
across the USA
and when one gal didn't cum
she really made them pay
she had no shy at all
no no no shyness at all
Val Val Val Val
Val Baker
she taught her girls
Val Val Val Val
Val Baker
to handle their tails
Val Val Val Val
Val Baker
she had the hottest bod
Val Val Val Val
Val Baker
and she knew how to fuck
she met a man she liked
she thought she'd stay with him
one day he said a dumb thing
she left the girls with him
babysitting them all
he didn't enjoy it at all
here is a special bulletin
Val Baker is the USA's most sexiest Skunk
her nude photo is hanging on every men's toilet wall
if you have any hardcore photo's from this Skunk
please contact the nearest pervert station
don't anybody stop the muff-licking or your balls
one day they drained a Team
it was the biggest foray
the prudes appeared too soon
they couldn't cum away
with all the frustration they had
it made them mighty mad
and so they fucked it out
Val Baker and her Skunks
they didn't want to stop
they humped with blazing eyes
and so the story ends
of one who left no unsatisfied friends
Val Val Val Val
Val Baker
she taught her girls
Val Val Val Val
Val Baker
to handle their tails
Val Val Val Val
Val Baker
she had the hottest bod
Val Val Val Val
Val Baker
-Shad "If this doesn't make a few comment...I give up -.-" Devil
Received on Tue Oct 22 2002 - 12:14:14 CDT