Sorry, just me. This isn't the next part from Jim or anything.=)
It is however most of a script for a little radio news parody I was trying to
do based on Jim's story on the girls "punishment" by Des. But I don't have the
right environment to do proper voice samples (too damn noisy), so I figured I'd
just post what I have. Pluss, it's been too quiet lately. =)
Dialog is all there, but it's missing some specifics on where and what type of
background noise should be going on. I was just thinking basic subdued
traffic/crowd/weather noises where appropriate. I'm also not really happy with
the ending (boy, isn't that always the way? =)) but it's there. Feel free to
come up with something different/better.
Oh, and if people actually want to record voice samples of the different chars,
feel free to do so and send 'em my way. Just let me know before hand, as Yahoo
mailboxes aren't all that big. =) I'd love to make it a sorta group fan
project, and compile it all together.
-Borys
Holy Crap! He submitted something other then opinion! O_O
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A Fitting Punishment - The Aftermath
[queue in with intro music, fading under newscasters intro, then copy]
Desk Reporter: [deep-ish voice] Welcome back to QJMH "News At Nine". I'm Phil
McKraken. In local news, the residents of a small Anytown suburb are crying
"foul" after a trio of resident skunk girls... caused a bit of a stink. Sandy
Rearendo has the story.
[fade in background effects, and queue roving reporter]
Field Reporter: [no idea on voice] Police and citizens are abuzz about some
"less-then-innocent" fun that appears to have gotten out of hand in a home on
Reinhold Crescent this afternoon. Police were alerted after sounds of domestic
disturbance and destruction of property were reported emanating from the home
of area resident James Hardiman. An official police report has yet to be
released, and some residents are confused as to what exactly they might have
witnessed;
StonerBoy: [deadpan] Well, I was walkin' down this here sidewalk, when I heard
a buncha screamin' 'n' cussin' outta that window there? Then alla a sudden,
there was a whole buncha bangin' and clangin', like stuff hittin the walls?
Stuff came flyin through that window there too, like that big rubber snake over
there. It smelled all funny though, so I dunno...
Field Reporter: Ms. Martha Crabtree, the watchful neighbour who reported the
incident, claims this isn't the first ruckus caused by what she calls "The
Terrible Trio", the 3 skunk sisters living under Mr. Hardiman's care;
Martha Crabtree: [brittish accent?] I've known those girls to be up to nothing
but wickedness since they came here! Driving that poor sweet man who takes care
of them near to lunacy! *lowers voice somewhat* I'm willing to wager it was
some sort of depraved sexual ritual those three were all in on! They probably
had the poor lizard girl hypnotized, and in on it as well! Oh yes, they're
witches I tell you! I've seen them prancing about on Halloween, spreading their
filth! *under breath* Horrid little cun... [cut off just in time]
Field Reporter: Still other residents believe it's all just a misunderstanding;
Slappy Voice: Ahh, nuttin' but goils havin' a liddle fun, dat's all. Buncha
wack-a-doodles stickin' their noses where they don't belong is all dis is.
Ain't nobody got hurt... heh, 'cept that one girl dat looks like she'll be
walkin' bow-legged for the rest of her life.
Field Reporter: While the owner of the home could not be reached directly for
comment on the incident, long time acquaintance and frequent visitor to the
home, Desiree Lee, says the truth of the matter is best left unsaid;
Desiree Lee: *no idea how this should sound =)* What happened in that room is
no-one's business but the people who were there. But I wouldn't take too much
stock in anything you hear from old Ms. Crab*bleep*. She's just a frigid old...
hey, you kid over there! That's mine! Give it here you little
sh...[just-in-time cut to reporter's outro]
Field Reporter: The sisters, while not yet available for a public statement,
are currently under house arrest and speaking with officials, whom
coincidentally, haven't been seen in over an hour. Sandy Rearendo, QJMH "News
At Nine", Anytown.
-FIN-
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Received on Sat Jan 18 2003 - 05:03:54 CST