Think back to when you were twelve or thirteen years old. Ever get
caught by Mom with a ( gasp ) * dirty * magazine of Dad's? You know
the ones. . . . the ones he kept hidden under their bed. Or in the
sock drawer, or where-ever. Maybe you had perfect parents ( or they
had a really good lock on their door ) and had to resort to native
nudity out of National Geographic. . . >:)
Get the whole speech about the birds and the bees and that sort of
thing?
Imagine being caught instead with one of todays fur folios instead of
the usual * dirty * magazine. ( The usual skin mags are so lame
these days )
Would you still get the birds and bees speech ? Or would Mom have to
explain skunks and foxes and bears and lizards ? Why is it Birds and
Bees? I don't see any birds with stingers, or bees that sit on the
power lines and sing. . . . Someone, somewhere, got it all wrong. . .
Mom: >:( " Just wait till your Father get's home ! "
You: <:) " You betcha. . . considering it's his book. . . . "
Oh how entertaining life can be . . . . . . . :)
Love to hear that ' after the kiddos go to bed ' talk.
Received on Fri Mar 14 2003 - 17:51:07 CST