In a message dated 4/15/2003 4:55:58 PM Pacific Daylight Time,
nehumanuscrede_at_yahoo.com writes:
> Reminds me of the Rodney Carrington joke on embarrassing toys:
>
> Man buys a toy for his wife / girlfriend. He comes out of the store
> with a ' weenie ' in a bag. Took the backroads home. Rolled the
> windows up, put on the dark sunglasses. Avoided anyone he knew.
>
> Gets pulled over for running the stopsign and the officer states: " I
> need to see your license, registration, proof of insurance, and
> what's in the bag?"
>
> The gentlemans reply:
>
> "I don't know officer, I stole this truck. . . . . . "
>
Oh man, if it were me I would have said "It's a deadly weapon, sir. Would you
care to take a look?"
Corbin
Received on Tue Apr 15 2003 - 18:16:54 CDT