Just a few things that sprouted from a discussion about the Matrix,
which quickly turned into a discussion of a piece of art about ZZ
Studios' "The Mate-trix", which turned into a series of Skunkworks
limericks... Ah, the subtle twistings of fate. Anyhow, enjoy.
There once was a hacker named Neo,
who could jump all the way into L.E.O.
He said "To the moon!
I shall prove there's no spoon!"
So long, Mr. Neo, we'll seeyou...
[That was the one to kickstart the others...]
There once was the One, known as Neo
who took on the Skunkworking Trio.
Finished Onyx and Lori,
but came up short, for he
found Natasha repulsed by his B.O.
[I mean, he wears hot leather trenchcoats all over the place, and he'd
just finished with her sisters...]
There was a skunk-girl named Onyx
who had this strange fetish for Hans Blix.
The U.N. Inspector
she thought would collect her
for her Massively Destructive Tricks.
[Hah! And everyone thought 'Onyx' would get rhymed with 'dicks' or
'licks,' didn't they?]
A horny skunk girl, Natasha,
grabbed a friend whose name was Sasha
for an evening of vice,
which they both thought was nice,
as they both were reknowned as tongue-lashas...
A chameleon whose name was Des
admitted, "Tonight, I'd rather play chess,"
but she soon changed her mind
when Jim fed her a line
(it had something to do with her breasts).
Received on Wed May 14 2003 - 14:59:35 CDT