Enter Nigel, an eight-foot-tall alien bent on insulting every last
lfieform in the universe. Nigel, meet Fenrir, the naked fox-wolf-
cyborg-thingy-person:
"Fear me, mortals! For I am Nigel, Second Reincarnation of The
Final Grandson of Wowbagger The Infinitely Prolonged!" Nigel
drifted over to Fenrir and, pointing directly at him,
continued: "And you, sir, are a shaggily calamitous non-humanoid!"
And then there was a slightly awkward silence.
"Your point being...?" asked Fenrir.
Nigel grumbled to himself, then tried again: "You are a rather
wallop-faced hybrid!"
"And…?" asked Fenrir.
"You are a sacrilegeously low Britney Spears fan!!"
"Hey!" said Fenrir, "Fuck you, too!"
--- In SkunkworksAMA_at_yahoogroups.com, "Brandon Payne"
<payne_brandon_at_y...> wrote:
> Just as there are racist words denoting humans of various races
and
> ethnic groups, I wonder what kinds words would there be for
furries
> if they were to actually exist?
>
> -Brandon Payne
Received on Sun Jun 08 2003 - 17:55:50 CDT