My Favorite Things (The BDSM version)

From: Scrapper Black Dragon <scrapperbd_at_yahoo.com>
Date: Tue, 17 Jun 2003 15:16:57 -0700 (PDT)

Hmmm, which sister would you have performing this little
number? I'd probably go for Lori, since her 'smooth' voice
would really bring out the raunch... ;-)

Scrapper, Black Dragon, who can't take credit for writing
this one...


My Favorite Things
(The BDSM version)

To the tune of 'Favourite Things' from 'The Sound of Music'
I have to put this back in so I can show new people...

Magnum sized condoms and young men to fill them,
Snowballs and blow jobs and oral fixations,
Men who are eager to earn their redwings,
These are a few of my favourite things

Howling orgasms with spasms that linger
Anyone skilled with their tongue or a finger
Boys in the morning and girls through the night
These are the things make me scream with delight

When the rubber breaks, when I'm days late
When I'm feeling bad,
I lube up my fingers and play with my thing and and then I
don't feel so sad

Blue peacock feathers and black rubber latex,
Bright pink vibrators, oh god I need more sex
Strapped to the bedposts for lashes that sting,
These are a few of my favourite things.

When I cant score, lovers ignore,
Wore out all my dates
I oil up a dildo and pleasure myself
At least I don't have to fake...


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Received on Tue Jun 17 2003 - 15:17:00 CDT