Some interesting lyrics

From: Scrapper Black Dragon <scrapperbd_at_yahoo.com>
Date: Mon, 4 Aug 2003 22:06:34 -0700 (PDT)

I heard this on the radio the other day and thought I'd
look up some of these suggestive lyrics and clarify what
was actually being said. The song has been around for
quite a while now, but is worth looking over, if you
haven't seen these lyrics before. For some strange reason,
this song frequently brings the skunk sisters to mind.
Even worse when you can't get it out of your head while
slaloming down the freeway on the motorbike...

Scrapper, Black Dragon, who can't see the point in
parodying THESE lyrics!

Bloodhound Gang Lyrics

The Bad Touch Lyrics

Ha-Ha! Well now, we call this the act of mating
But there are several other very important differences
Between human beings and animals that you should know about

I'd appreciate your input

Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing
about
So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel
nuts
Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs
up
You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough
you're out of bounds
I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House
hashbrowns
Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex like Coca-Cola
stock you are inclined
To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings
Time

Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now

Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we
stuck it
Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your
South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means
"Small Craft Advisory"
So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, be five you sunk
my battleship
Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time" you'll
Lovett just like Lyle
And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch
"X-Files"

Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now
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Received on Mon Aug 04 2003 - 22:06:36 CDT

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