Well, with that last batch of limericks posted, I just had to come up
with some more...
A big friendly fellow named Ochre,
got a job as a coal-engine stoker.
When asked why he'd stay,
he said, "Not for pay;
but the stewardess likes when I poke 'er!"
Melody, Melody, Melody!
The guys all run wild at the smell o' thee!
Dragons dance to the tune
of this little raccoon;
it brings her amusement for free.
Everyone loves Dixie and Trixie;
they're a pair of sweet little vixies!
When they go down as a pair,
you wish you were there -
together, they're unequalled for licksies.
A big bubblehead beach-bunny cutie
considered it wholly her duty
to prove physics wrong
by finding a dong
twice her size, with which she then would make whoopie.
"Ebony," the customer hummed,
"Why do you hang around with these bums?"
She said with a smile,
"I've known them for a while -
and you don't have to be nympho to come."
Big Belladonna the bear!
Taking care of everyone's hair!
Trimming down fur
(not too far, or they'll brr)
but if you mock her, she'll shove it - yes, *there*.
A dazed pachyderm came upstairs,
said, "I won't go back there.
I was playing with Spice,
and while it was... nice...
her appetites leave me quite scared."
"CRACK!" went the ball in the air,
as Sugar hit it out of there!
She laughed with a grin,
as she brought the runs in -
with a stick and some balls, she had *flair*.
Gothy young Echo went creeping,
and into each window was peeping,
for the Dark Lusts of the Night,
but she had no delight,
for at this hour, they all were just sleeping.
Received on Tue Aug 05 2003 - 21:10:15 CDT