> The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you
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> you are qualified to be a " professional. " Scroll down for each
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> Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator.
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> Correct Answer: You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the
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> Meeting.This tests whether you learn quickly from your
> mistakes.According to
> Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they
> tested
> got all questions wrong. But many preschoolers got several correct
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> Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that
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> professionals have the brains of a four year old.
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> Send this out to frustrate all of your smart friends.
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