> Since I've been summoned...drafted, really...for Jury
> Duty this week, I naturally got to thinking just how the
> girls, were *they* called, would handle jury duty.
>
> Say, you think I could get away with wearing black
> leather and lace and carrying whips and paddles into
> whatever trial I get?
Trella, you missed the boat! Take note of how a friend
avoids jury duty. He's been called up several times, but
never had to serve. Wear the leather and lace to the
session where they get to choose the jurors! My friend
wears a black heavy metal t-shirt (bit grubby), camo pants,
scruffy boots, doesn't shave for about a week and stays up
really late the night before to get the 'bleary eye' look
happening. Unsurprisingly he hasn't been picked yet! I
tend to get funny looks if I go near a police station or
court room unless I'm escorted by members of the force, so
I'm not likely to get picked. Having said this, I happen
to work for the Boys (and Girls) in Blue... In a few
contexts actually!
In regard the Terrible Trio, I suspect they'd be eliminated
from jury duty in this first selection process, though if
they did somehow manage to get in (say with an all furry
jury), then I can see them being charged with contempt of
court and Val (or Jim!) having to bail them out...
Scrapper, Black Dragon, slacking off to answer a few mails.
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Received on Tue Oct 14 2003 - 16:57:46 CDT