One of those useless bits of information that is of
possible interest - According to the evening paper I was
reading last night, there are over 12,000 people registered
as working in the pornography industry in California.
As a percentage of the populous, that isn't a lot (I
believe the old USSR has one of the biggest porn industries
from what I read somewhere!) but shows they keep statistics
on everything.
Now if they do a count in Florida, would that include JMH,
or does he not technically count? Other than he's a
reclusive fellow who avoids people and daylight! ;-)
Reporter: So, Mr Hardiman. Thank-you for meeting with us
this evening. How would you describe what you do?
JMH: I'm a primary producer.
Reporter: Isn't that more for farming and the like?
JMH: Yeah, but I'm a primary producer of quality porn!
Reporter: Oh, I see. In an artistic sense?
JMH: *rummages in bag* No, you don't see. NOW you see!
*holds up hardcore pic*
Reporter: Oh my!
JMH: Art is nice - it's why I draw, but the fans love some
hard core toon smut. Check this one out too! *brings out
another pic*
Reporter: *flushed in the face* Er, yes, thank-you Mr
Hardiman, I hadn't ever really considered becoming a
gyneacologist...
JMH: If you order this other folio, you can get my
honourary gyneacological degree...
Reporter: Yes, well that's all the time we've got now!
Thank you for showing us your, er, art...
JMH: But wait, there's more!
Reporter: *scuffles, microphone goes dead*
Scrapper, Black Dragon, too much sugar and needing to share
bad ideas...
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Received on Wed May 19 2004 - 17:36:50 CDT