Andrew Greene wrote:
> So, was his corpse invulnerable too? If so, it would be too
> useful to
> bury. Think of the damage it could do if it was dropped from a great
> height, or, after rigor mortis set in, used as a club?
That scenario is sort of reminiscent of that George Carlin joke about
how to commit the perfect murder... by grabbing someone by his ankles
and beating him to death on the head of another person. Now, you have
two dead bodies, and no murder weapon! It will certainly make the
autopsy a lot more interesting... ("What do think, Sarge?" "Looks like a
pedestrian accident to me." "Yeah? Well, they must've been going at one
helluva clip!")
'ROB CAT' <^_^>
Received on Sun Aug 29 2004 - 19:20:00 CDT