LoL.. George Carlin kicks ass. XD
"Have you ever been burying someone alive, and then
you stop and feel like it's wrong? I get that, but the
moment passes, and I keep on shovelling."
LoL...
Kaleb
--- Andrew Greene <blaze_at_netaxs.com> wrote:
> Andrew Greene wrote:
> So, was his corpse invulnerable too? If
> so, it would be too
> useful to
> bury. Think of the damage it could do if it was
> dropped from a great
> height, or, after rigor mortis set in, used as a
> club?
> That scenario is sort of reminiscent of that
> George Carlin joke about how
> to commit the perfect murder... by grabbing someone
> by his ankles and
> beating him to death on the head of another person.
> Now, you have two dead
> bodies, and no murder weapon! It will certainly make
> the autopsy a lot more
> interesting... ("What do think, Sarge?" "Looks like
> a pedestrian accident to
> me." "Yeah? Well, they must've been going at one
> helluva clip!")
> 'ROB CAT' <^_^>
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"All things are simple to you; the eye sees the target, the hands steady the weapon, the finger pulls the trigger, and an energy destroys the enemy.
But what of the subtlety of the myriad little events in that chain of action? What of the brain that directs the eye and the aim? What of the nerves that steady the hand? Of the very decision to shoot?
Ah, you call all of this sophistry! But I tell you: there are vulnerabilities to which you are blind...."
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Received on Mon Aug 30 2004 - 16:30:59 CDT