Re: Lot Six vs. Extinctioners questions

From: V.Kyrie <vkyrie_at_jabarchives.com>
Date: Mon, 31 Jan 2005 05:53:01 -0000

--- In SkunkworksAMA_at_yahoogroups.com, "Take a wild, friggin guess"
<a_change_of_plans_at_y...> wrote:
>

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> > 2. Who won the fight?
>
> You have to ask? It wouldn't be any fun if Shawntae and I gave
> away the ending, now would it? ;P
>
> --JMH


Oh oh oh, then can I???: D

I know I promised in the e-mails I wouldn't, but it's just too good
not to share, so everyone here's EXACTLY what's gunna happen, without
the advantage of illustration.

I can't quite rememebr where we last left of, but this is what
happens next.
This giant radioactive hamstersaurus thing wakes up from it's
GAZILLION year hybernation and stomps into the city, and like, OH NO
every one has to work together to stop it but its BRAAAH unstoppable
and has an appetite for pensioners and then everyone has to relocate
the old folks home to Norway and that wakes up the other
Hamstersaurus which is a good Hamstersaurus but has seen less action
then a ninja in a lava pit, so then like this thing is all about the
lovin' so it's like going for everything that moves and it's whites
floods all over the place, oh no help help! So when everyone stops
drowning in the warm salty water they have to pry it off the less
quick of the group cos like that was a horny mofo, and so then once
everyones hips have been replaced they all manage to airlift it back
home where the original evil radioactive hamstersaurus has been voted
president and everyone is a lot happier for some reason until it
passes a bill forcing everyone to become Amish and totally go back to
horse riding and sheep bothering, which bugs the sheep and the horses
because they think it's demeaning so they have to um you know the
thing when you go in and kick a president off their seat and get
someone else to take over (and it's Hasslehoff as Elvis no less,
whee! Rock, rock on!) and REH (Radioactive Evil Hamstersaurus) is
like GRRR you can't do that to meh! Ah'm da president like person and
there's nothing you can do tah me, not wiff the entire state of Texas
backin' me up, which is funny cos my fiance is from texas and he
wouldn't dream of backing up some big dummy of a bucked toothed
president, but anyway there's this big fight WHAM POW! and cos of all
the jalepino juice n' cattle the REH is even stronger raaah and the
Good Horny Hamstersaurus (GHH) turns up and she/he? is all like "Hey,
fresh meat!" and like chika chika bow aow aow with the jiggy music
and like those things can reproduce just by looking at each other so
BOOOM the USA is sddenyl filled with all these freaky mutant hamster
babies and our heroes are way to overwhelemed until someone
microwaves the little suckers and find out they taste like
COTTONCANDY so everyone is like shovelling these things into
microwaves and going on sugar rushes and then this makes the parent
hamstersauruses reeeeal angry cos like Oy why you eaten out bebes?!
and so the heroes take yet another pounding and reaming and OH no and
then SUDDENLY THIS MEGA ULTRA BLEW THE SPECIAL EFFECTS BUDGET OUT THE
WINDOW worm hole opens up and ZAP POKE GOOSE the
Hamstersauruseses...es.. rampages are stopped simultaniously by the
combined efforts of the greatest superheroes in the GALAXIVERSE! And
there's a bunch of thanking and rewards and trips to Hawaii and the
entire female population of Norway is pregnant from the spooge flood
but all the same, once again the day is saved, by the Thundercats!
Woohoo!

Yup, that's exactly what's gunna happen, gee I hope that Jim n'
Shawntae will mind me giving away the ending like that? o.o
I'm so excited to see this drawn, espc. that lesbian scene on that
island with Cheetara and.... well, okay i can't give EVERYTHING away,
y'know?; )
~V.Kyrie (:*
Received on Sun Jan 30 2005 - 21:53:47 CST

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