Jim's house, in an unknown location, 22.05:
Onyx sat in front of Jim's Computer, for once not
on the lookout for Fun stuff but merely browsing
the SAMA Yahoo Group to see if Jim had been badmouthing
them there when...
Onyx: Hey! Natasha! Lori! Come over here, you gotta
see this!
Lori: What is it? I was just lubing up for some fun...
Natasha: You're ALWAYS lubing up for such Fun...or are
in the middle of it.
Lori: Are you saying I am just a sex-driven Nymphomaniac!?
Natasha: Yes, yes I do.
Lori: Well, then, THANK you! <3
Natasha: You're welcome.
Onyx: Girls? Hello? Keep on the topic, namely my News!
N&L: WHAT?
O: Well, someone on the SAMA-Group asked what everyone's
favorite species is.
L: What a No-Brainer. I bet every single one wrote
Skunks as his or her number One. And propably many have included
something like: "Especially that hot, sweet Sex-Goddess of a Skunk,
namely..
N: ME, Natasha!
L: Harr Harr, Nat, VERY funny. That's ME, of course.
N: Yeah, right, who would think you more sexy than me,
you black Hole!
L: Why, I oughta...
Onyx: GIRLS!
N&L: WHAT?
Onyx: Actually, only a few mentioned Skunks as Number one...and
many didn't even mention Skunks at all...
L: You gotta be kidding me!
N: No way!
O: Not kidding and SO way, look yourselves.
L: Dang, she is right...What the...SNAKES? Someone is
putting Snakes above Skunks? What kind of kinky pervert...
N: And here, this guy is into Dragons.
O: Aren't they just Fantasy?
N: Nah, there just aren't many around. Des told me about this
Tom-guy once who...
L: Who cares about that now? Our honor is besmirched!
O: What does besmirch mean?
L: Soiled! Dirtied! Insulted, that's what it means!
O: Oh.
N: Now, come on. It's not THAT bad..I mean there are
many who put us on or near the Top Spot...
L: Oh yeah, check this out then, Skunks on Number ten...and
COWS on Place 8th!
N: That...that can't be...
L: Oh, yes, SOMEONE thinks that Cows are more sexy than
us!
O: Maybe they are into really big Breasts?
L: And what is wrong with mine, ey? They are a nice size,
NEVER had any complaints, I tell you that!
N: Now, this isn't about Breasts...it's just...well, to
each his own, right?
L: I don't care! This is an outrage! It practically SCREAMS
for vengeange! I say, Onyx and I go and distract Onika with a
bit of fun in the basement, then you, Natasha, go and tell Treska
that Onika was captured by those guys...THAT should teach them
to not like Skunks!
O: That is eeevil...
L: Isn't it? Neat, right?
N: Now, now, Lori, that is going too far...
L: REEEALLY? Then how about this...No Skunks, but
ANTEATERS are mentioned!
O: ...
N: ...
L: Well...?
N: When do we start?
No hard feelings, ey? Just had to get this outta my head after
reading those posts and wondering how the Trio would react. And
don't criticize too much, I wrote this down in under 10 minutes
right here on the group.
-Shad "Emeriging for some evil thoughts." Devil
Received on Sun May 14 2006 - 14:26:13 CDT