Re: I feel left out!

From: Take a wild, friggin guess <a_change_of_plans_at_yahoo.com>
Date: Mon, 02 Oct 2006 03:30:15 -0000

--- In SkunkworksAMA_at_yahoogroups.com, "Charles" <bitek777@...> wrote:
  I know she had a few others drawn up, but I can't honestly say what
clique was being ridiculed in them. I had mentioned she might want to
use a softer approach, since I'm the one who's getting "blasted" in
all this. Of course, I say "blasted" in quotations because I think we
all know the middle-school kids on chan boards couldn't fight their
way out of a wet paper bag, and have to resort to using conjectural
information to try to insult someone. Man, those kids don't even know
how to run a proper insult! I've got to laugh at the "knowledge" they
profess to know, since thus far, none of them has said a correct thing
about me. Lives in Florida? Bzzt! Wrong! Got a beard? Bzzt!
Wrong! Only draws furry porn? Bzzt! Wrong! Man, I should hold a
contest!
  I won't see Des again until later this week, but I can ask her what
other sub-fetishes get the rant treatment. Personally, I don't really
care what someone's fetish is. If it gets you off, hey, then it
works. Likewise, I couldn't give two shits what someone's sexual
orientation is, either. You're gay? That's fine. Bi? Straight?
Lesbian? Hey, whatever floats your boat. Personally, I'm straight,
and have no desire to vary from that. As long as folks aren't getting
beaten to death because their fetishes are different from someone
else's, I've got no complaints.
  To quote Ah-nold: I'll be back.

--JMH

>
> What?! No rant against us evil, twisted, sick, demented
vorarephiles?
> Yep, I even SPELLED it right, since I'm such a horrible,
monsterous
> freak that I defy the vore custom of being illiterate (if you've
ever
> seen the atrocious spelling and grammar in the majority of vore
> stories, you'd understand)! I'm truly insulted for being left out!
> If anyone is bringing down the fandom, it's us; because we devoured
> everyone who was normal long ago. No other weirdos have the right
to
> get so much attention! We EAT those other furry freaks for
breakfast!
> Literally! >:} Well... except the baby furs... they're full of
> crap... also literally. :P
>
Received on Sun Oct 01 2006 - 20:31:24 CDT

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