In responce to the Billy Connolly and "Can't Fix Stupid" mail... I
thought I'd post this for all to use in such a situation that someone
DOES send you one of those pathetic exuses for mail...
It was sent to me a few years back by my ex's friend, so I thought
I'd share :P
>Jesus loves you, we all love each other, and that dancing gecko from
t.v. is really working for the FBI and is watching every single one
of us.
Forward this to 800 people in the next 30 seconds or God will not
save your soul, you'll never get laid again, and that gecko will
slowly remove DNA samples from your testicles and/or vagina with a
huge needle while playing polka loudly for hours. This is not a
joke!!!!!
However if you do forward this sp0o0o0o0o0o0oky chain letter, you
will not only be saved from eternal damnation, but strippers will
suddenly come out of the computer screen, directly into your lap. It
works!!!! And don't forget to make sure you send this to the same
person at ALL of their known e-mails addresses, then make sure all of
your friends send each other this exact same one, over and over.
This chain letter is the only thing stopping you from getting into
college.
My point:
This section is brought to you by the letter "F"(uck you) because
some of you seem to have an incredibly difficult time understanding
any joke that doesn't start with "Three so-and-so's walk into a
bar..."
STOP SENDING ME YOUR FUCKING CHAINS LETTERS. Unless they have a naked
woman in them, or can seriously get me laid, I don't want them. And
sense no chain letter is going to help your sex life, losers, I only
want the ones with naked women. Seriously. If it's about Jesus, a
government conspiracy, a chick with cancer, or how much you love me,
keep it. Nobody cares.
Send this to all your friends if you agree. This is the only chain
letter you'll ever need.
Received on Thu Jul 10 2008 - 12:47:39 CDT