On Sep 6, 2008, at 3:13 PM, royelle8 wrote:
> I've got a good one for you: human nail clippers. Those are only a
> centimeter wide really, not big enough to trim those claws, plus we
> all know about the 'quips' animals feel with their claws thanks to
> those commercials. So I think they'd be useless.
Maybe not useless but dangerous like those clippers they make sound so
nasty in the ads for those claw grinders. Maybe they'd be some scary
old-fashioned thing cubs got their claws trimmed with before they
walked to school five miles in the snow and uphill in both directions.
For felines clippers would be totally useless. But I can see late
night infomercials for amazing super-scratchers that leave your claws
bright and sharp in just moments. There really is a product called a
Super-Scratcher. It's a flat box full of corrugated cardboard cats
can use to sharpen their claws.
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Received on Sat Sep 06 2008 - 17:23:05 CDT