My name is miguel and this is my story
As a young man in his young 20's walks through a pasture through the sunny lit sky. Begins watching the clouds drift by then dozes off saying" this looks like a nice hill to snooze on" after a while...
(sound of blowing wind and sand) sand hits the young man
"Agh!, my face." i yelled... looking around to get a hang of the enviorment i find myself in a desert... and the sun beginning to set...(imitating a British mans voice) "Ok Bear Grylls let see if i can remember what you taught me" after recollecting my memories of what i learned. "Ok! travel by night, that way not to over heat and eat whatever i can find" with a look of disgust after the last remark i look over to see a weird looking insect crawling about..."i guess I'll scratch that off the list" i begin to sing "On the road again.."
Many hours later
after walking about the dunes time passes buy as my mind wanders playing music from my PSP till the battery died. "god I'm bored!!!" i pass a small mass of the insects in a ditch. looking down they scattered like roaches when you turn on the light in a apartment upon catching sight of me. With a look of horror i found what appeared to be a raptor skeleton. "if that thing walks the land then I'm totally gonna get screwed". jumping down the ditch i grabbed the skull to inspect it, the skull had many quills. "i can use these as arrows.. maybe... naw there too curved and like a slinky" upon looking to my left i finds a studded staff. i then kills 2 passing insects trying to scavenge the bones "hm sturdy"."that'll do pig, that'll do!" I continues walking through the dunes, getting bored i begins too sing random songs and watches my feet traveling loosing track of time
"murmaider!, Murmaider, ropes check, staffs check" and i swing the staff looking up and spot a huge stone city with what looked like it was heavily populated, " finally! Civilization!
running through the barren city streets. the people scattered before i could get a good look at'em, looking around hmy face fills with joy "FOOD!!!" "Say hello to my five finger discount, heh" running too a table i grab a fruit and takes a bite into a tough fruit "god!, whatever picked these must have a massive sweet tooth" there so sweet i think i just got diabetes" hearing a rustle of foots steps i turns around in a idiotic battle stance "Chinga tu Madre!, leave me alone fool! i'll cut you!!!" "ugh.... what the hell is this" Upon closer inspection it appears to look like a gremlin with a big package... "where have i've seen this before.. hmm. OH MY GOD!!! the Internet? wait.. Jim drew something like this" getting images in my head over what i had just saw. "Crap! CRAP, double crap"" i'm Gonna die! gonna die, gonna die, gonna DIE!!" i hope i don't run into one of treskas kind" those things are freaking scary!" in a deep bow on all fours "i'm sorry for what i did. please don't call the athorities", then the Asar looked confused and called out for something. as soon as that happend a huge shadow fell over both the me and the asar "Holy crap!" a large reptilian creature picks me up with a grunt she lifted me from my belt "WEDGIE!!!, my butts numb now.." looking up his face begins to bubble with happiness "oh my god that rack, those boobs are as big as my head" she peers down with a cold look, I gives her happy smile turns away slowly looking forward "meep!" as many asar walk about many of them trying to touch me as if i were a play thing. i chuckle "heh never seen a human eh? i look back up too her "Yo, can you understand me?, Hola? Bonjore? Konichwa? Weinersnichztal, banana, voulez vous coucher avec moi? Aloha? Ma-halo? Tienes un bein trasero" I sigh "nope nothing, Notha. might as well entertain the masses". i begin to sing "hide my head i wanna drown my sorrows, no tomorrow, no Tomorrow oh and i find i find it kinda funny i find it kinda.. Gah!" she drops me with a loud thumb, my head spinning. i look up and find myself in front of a altar with silk and fruits being run to and from up the stairs. i turn around and look at them, the asar points to the top. i bow and walk up them i quickly cop a quick feel of the large reptile before bolting up the stairs with my adrenaline pumping, laughing
end of chapter one
Received on Tue Dec 01 2009 - 13:13:28 CST