I wait the next installment with anticipation!
Lab Rat 265
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From: Miguel <my.resistance_at_gmail.com>
To: SkunkworksAMA_at_yahoogroups.com
Sent: Thu, December 3, 2009 2:54:15 PM
Subject: Re: [SkunkworksAMA] Re: Dee's story
I got bored waiting, so posting Chapter 2, with my minor grammer help
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The Lion, the Idiot and the Space Cruiser
We follow Miguel a young mans journey through the Foreign world, filled with dangers from all sides
--Prologue--
"Crap... *huff*Huff* too many Stairs!"
I took a quick glance too see if they were still back there. they seemed to have vanished.
As i approached the top, two asar pushed me aside carrying a large tray of fruits, like grapes and the same type of fruit i had eaten earlier. i continue walking through weaving through the Egyptian style silk and treasures.
I felt some of it, and it was softer, i proceeded to tie it around my head like a turbine to relieve some heat stress. i turn around and find myself being stared at by two asar servants, i responded, "Don't judge" then they continued there work as i struted away..
As i made my way i hear chatter coming from the back. In what appears to be throne room, i see two beings English. "finally!" i walked up to the two that were conversing with each other, i saw a black cat, Bast and a lion, Claw McKain talking to each other then Bast handed him a bag of what i think was money, many pieces of gold in fact.
As he counted it he told her "Nice doing business with you again, Bast". I interjected "Hell-lo? can i get some assistance here? may i have a second to speak." they turn there heads.
"I am Sorry Grand Pharoah goddess, but i request help" Bast speaks "What is it that you seek mortal?" Claw stands there patently quite. (I imatate William Shatner's voice) "I.. Require a ship with speeds exceeding light speed, and a map of the galaxy... or at least a ride to some place suitable so i may live... and maybe a harem.. or two".
[a small pause]
Bast then responds "I will not acknowledge your last request. but Claw may assist you with your other requests". Claw Nods "I'll do it, but something about him tells me this isn't going to be easy." I give him a grin. "well... maybe". He then presses a button on his belt "Come along, i don't have all day." As he walks down a Corridor i take my chances thik i'll never see her again I look at Bast as i turn my head to make sure nobody was around. (imitating a gay Lisp) " Your soOoo cute" then i give chase to Claw.
Down the long corridor i see a light. i trail behind him we enter a large landing strip area i see a huge space cruiser slowly descend i think to myself "What a junk pile, jabba the hutt would ride that" Strutting my way to it the doors opening up. i take a one step in and Claw stands in front of me, looking down on me with the morning sun on his whiskers he tells me "You are boarding my ship, i expect you to be behaved" i respond "If there is a big red button i'll press it." he sighs and heads to the cockpit. i buckle down and we lift off.
--Later that Evening--
I sit down next to Claw. he takes a quick glance at me "It'll be a couple of days before we arrive to the nearest fuel station, so... Whats your story".
I ponder for a sec "Well I'm a young guy, who somehow winded up in a parallel universe where man has never appeared do to being hunted down by predators before the dominate species could take a foothold and thus to further evolution of other animals species. i just basically want to learn about this universe and maybe have a souvenir or two"
Claw then responds with "then what are your other goals while your here." I grin "Well... hunting for that special someone, ugh you know, hunting for the Pu-Nani. from what i hear its intense"
Claw chuckles "Well you won't have trouble finding that on our next destination" under my breath i say "Awesome"
--1-5 day later--
Claw rests, leaning back in his Captains chair, i ask "Do you have any entertainment". he presses a button on the dash
I then notice a lioness in a hula skirt on the dashboard, i laughed.
"i opened up the lounge. Go watch the television till we make it too our destination
"i make my way down the hallway i then find and sit down in the lounge. the first thing i did was look for a computer, but all i found was a police computer.
I then decided to goof off so i typed down the name "Valencia Parkes" Resident of Neo Earth, America Faction, only 2 misdemeanors and 1 DUI. i then type down the rest of the trios names and learn about there large file of constant public nudity and misdemeanors. i laugh to myself, hmm i then type down my name and i am not located "hmm no existence. D'oh I'm a idiot, Fursonas" i then type down "Dee" and get a pic of my fursona with a small accounts of theft. I then continue picking random names "Scrapper Black Dragon" Watched by Federal agents dew to flying over restricted governmental air-space. i giggle at my next thought "Shujin Tribble" 1 Public intoxication "Ha!"
Getting bored i decide to turn on the television.
after a few shows.
after a while I feel like sleepy I continue channel flipping until I found something that caught my eyes and ears.
"i hope the doors are sound proof" the TV then says in a sexy voice "This Feature Presentation has Not Been Rated by the Neo Earth Motion Picture Association viewer discretion is Advised" It turned out to be a hardcore Porno Featuring non-other then the amazing trio Lori, Onyx, and Natasha. my jaw dropped. i was eager to see them in motion, the film was about them taking on the DMV, and after the credits they performed the famous Pizzaman skit. i slept happy that night. hopeing that i don't return home just yet.
"My Adventure can't end yet
--End of chapter--
Insanity has never brought me closer
The Lion, the Idiot and the Space Cruiser
We follow Miguel a young mans journey through the Foreign world, filled with dangers from all sides
--Prologue--
"Crap... *huff*Huff* too many Stairs!"
I took a quick glance too see if they were still back there. they seemed to have vanished.
As i approached the top, two asar pushed me aside carrying a large tray of fruits, like grapes and the same type of fruit i had eaten earlier. i continue walking through weaving through the Egyptian style silk and treasures.
I felt some of it, and it was softer, i proceeded to tie it around my head like a turbine to relieve some heat stress. i turn around and find myself being stared at by two asar servants, i responded, "Don't judge" then they continued there work.
As i made my way i hear chatter coming from the back. in what appears to be throne room, i see two beings English. "finally!" i walked up to the two that were conversing with each other, i saw a black cat, Bast and a lion, Claw McKain talking to each other then Bast handed him a bag of what i think was money, many pieces of gold in fact.
As he counted it he told her "Nice doing business with you again, Bast". I interjected "Hell-lo? can i get some assistance here? may i have a second to speak." they turn there heads.
"I am Sorry Grand Pharoah goddess, but i request help" Bast speaks "What is it that you seek mortal?" Claw stands there patently quite. (I imatate William Shatner's voice) "I.. Require a ship with speeds exceeding light speed, and a map of the galaxy... or at least a ride to some place suitable so i may live... and maybe a harem.. or two".
[a small pause]
Bast then responds "I will not acknowledge your last request. but Claw may assist you with your other requests". Claw Nods "I'll do it, but something about him tells me this isn't going to be easy." I give him a grin. "well... maybe". He then presses a button on his belt "Come along, i don't have all day." As he walks down a Corridor i take my chances thik i'll never see her again I look at Bast as i turn my head to make sure nobody was around. (imitating a gay Lisp) " Your soOoo cute" then i give chase to Claw.
Down the long ccorridor i see a light. i trail behind him we enter a large landing strip area i see a huge space cruiser slowly descend i think to myself "What a junk pile, jabba the hutt would ride that" Strutting my way to it the doors opening up. i take a one step in and Claw stands in front of me, looking down on me with the morning sun on his whiskers he tells me "You are boarding my ship, i expect you to be behaved" i respond "If there is a big red button i'll press it." he sighs and heads to the cockpit. i buckle down and we lift off.
--Later that Evening--
I sit down next to Claw. he takes a quick glance at me "It'll be a couple of days before we arrive to the nearest fuel station, so... Whats your story".
I ponder for a sec "Well I'm a young guy, who somehow winded up in a parallel universe where man has never appeared do to being hunted down by predators before the dominate species could take a foothold and thus to further evolution of other animals species. i just basically want to learn about this universe and maybe have a souvenir or two" Claw then responds with "then what are your other goals while your here." I grin "Well... hunting for that special someone, ugh you know, hunting for the Pu-Nani. from what i hear its intense"
Claw chuckles "Well you won't have trouble finding that on our next destination" under my breath i say "Awesome"
--1-5 day later--
Claw rests, leaning back in his Captains chair, i ask "Do you have any entertainment". he presses a button on the dash
I then notice a lioness in a hula skirt on the dashboard, i laughed.
"i opened up the lounge. Go watch the television till we make it too our destination
"i make my way down the hallway i then find and sit down in the lounge. the first thing i did was look for a computer, but all i found was a police computer.
I then decided to goof off so i typed down the name "Valencia Parkes" Resident of Neo Earth, America Faction, only 2 misdemeanors and 1 DUI. i then type down the rest of the trios names and learn about there large file of constant public nudity and misdemeanors. i laugh to myself, hmm i then type down my name and i am not located "hmm no existence. D'oh I'm a idiot, Fursonas" i then type down "Dee" and get a pic of my fursona with a small accounts of theft. I then continue picking random names "Scrapper Black Dragon" Watched by Federal agents dew to flying over restricted governmental air-space. i giggle at my next thought "Shujin Tribble" 1 Public intoxication "Ha!"
Getting bored i decide to turn on the television and find a seat on a large purple sofa.
after a few shows.
after a while I feel like sleepy I continue channel flipping until I found something that caught my eyes and ears.
"i hope the doors are sound proof" the TV then says in a sexy voice "This Feature Presentation has Not Been Rated by the Neo Earth Motion Picture Association viewer discretion is Advised" It turned out to be a hardcore Porno Featuring non-other then the amazing trio Lori, Onyx, and Natasha. my jaw dropped. i was eager to see them in motion, the film was about them taking on the DMV, and after the credits they performed the famous Pizzaman skit. i slept happy that night. hopeing that i don't return home just yet.
"My Adventure can't end yet
--End of chapter--
--Prologue to Chapter 3--
A creature was watching me though the vent. It moaned as it watched the film. as i layed there jaw dropped and silent. the creature noticed me through the vent grate.
The creature quited down and snuck backwards away.
As the film ended i turned off the Telivision and fell asleep. she went down another ventilation duct and accedentally activated a trip laser. and alarms begins sounding.
Claw awakens "What!. a intruder?" looking upon a screen on the dashboard "Its in the ventilation ducts going towards the food storage area" he moves towards the destination. but back on the dashboard the blip on screen makes a U-turn going back to the room i am located in.
Claw dashes into the storage room, and finds nothing wrong.
"No damage, no broken grates. must be a malfunction" taking one last glance he makes his way to the lounge room and takes a peak into the room. finding me sleeping, he says "Sleep tight buck-o". takes one last glance and finds nothing wrong. He walks back to the cockpit of the ship
unbeknownst to claw something else other than me was in the room
---End of Prologue--
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