Re: [SkunkworksAMA] Re: O.T. How would you guys beat Penance in a fight?

From: Scrapper Black Dragon <scrapperbd_at_yahoo.com>
Date: Tue, 19 May 2015 11:33:34 +0000 (UTC)

> From: "Coelacanth1938 coelacanth1938_at_yahoo.com [SkunkworksAMA]" <SkunkworksAMA_at_yahoogroups.com>
>Subject: [SkunkworksAMA] Re: O.T. How would you guys beat Penance in a fight?
>
>Burn a candle on the altar of a Catholic church with her name on it. Smack her with the Book of Tobit. Get her inside a mirrored room where the mirrors are backed with real silver, not aluminum. Carry a Himmelsbrief in my pocket. Get a copy of the Little Albert. Put Mercury dimes in the heels of my boots and stomp her a little. Plant witch bottles all over the battleground. There's a lot you can do.


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Sounds like a lot to do! Haven't heard of most of those 'cures', but the other suggestion of "don't get in a fight with her in the first place" does seem to be the easiest and best option suggested so far...


>BTW, I used to manage an occult bookstore.
>
So you used to carry all sorts of weird books, probably including The Bible...


As a subscriber of science, I have difficulty with most religious beliefs. As a fan of science-fiction, I like to believe there are many more fantastic things out there we haven't seen yet.


Scrapper, Black Dragon, agnostic - there's something out there, that we don't (can't?) understand...
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