--- Ariana Solara <cmorris_at_dycon.com> wrote:
> Breaking into a home late one night, a burglar was
> startled when he entered the living room and a voice
> said, "God is watching you." Looking around the
> room, he spotted a parrot in a cage in the corner of
> the room.
> "What's your name?" he whispered to the parrot.
> "Moses," the bird squawked back.
> The burglar started laughing. "What kind of idiot
> names their parrot 'Moses'?"
>
> The bird replied, "The kind of idiot who named his
> Rottweiler 'God.'"
>
> *dies laughing* --Ari
I like this one. But I think that, in order to make
it more furry related, this would be a bit more like
it:
A slim cat slipped into the dark house (OOC - what,
you WEREN'T expecting a CAT burglar? :) )and started
rifling through the valuables. He was startled to
hear a squawk:
"The Father and Holy Ghost are watching you." The
burglar turned, and saw a normal parrot.
"Who are you?"
"Jesus."
"What kook names his parrot Jesus?"
"Father."
"And who's Father?" A loud voice, coupled with the
sound of a shell being loaded, comes from behind the
burglar.
"The Rottweiler who named his shotgun the Holy Ghost."
Okay, so it's no poetry. But it is a bit more furry,
isn't it?
Fine, go ahead and groan. I don't care. *pout,
sniff* Don't care at all.
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Jason KW Leisemann
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Received on Thu Oct 18 2001 - 20:41:52 CDT