> I like this one. But I think that, in order to make
> it more furry related, this would be a bit more like
> it:
>
> A slim cat slipped into the dark house (OOC - what,
> you WEREN'T expecting a CAT burglar? :) )and started
> rifling through the valuables. He was startled to
> hear a squawk:
>
> "The Father and Holy Ghost are watching you." The
> burglar turned, and saw a normal parrot.
>
> "Who are you?"
>
> "Jesus."
>
> "What kook names his parrot Jesus?"
>
> "Father."
>
> "And who's Father?" A loud voice, coupled with the
> sound of a shell being loaded, comes from behind the
> burglar.
>
> "The Rottweiler who named his shotgun the Holy Ghost."
>
> Okay, so it's no poetry. But it is a bit more furry,
> isn't it?
>
> Fine, go ahead and groan. I don't care. *pout,
> sniff* Don't care at all.
>
Aww, here here, don't cry. That was a nice spin on that old joke,
really. I liked it ^.^
-Shad "Feeling-control" Devil
Received on Thu Oct 18 2001 - 23:30:41 CDT