Hello there, Just another newbie, fanboy, furvert, amateur writer et.
al. I just recently became aware that Mr. Hardiman had his own
Yahooogroup and thought I'd stop by. Oh, by the way, here's somehing
that percolated in my head while I was skimming the archives scanning
through hundreds upon thousands of headers for anything of interest,
enjoy or not as thou wilt.
Sitting sideways in his bathtub a young man with a beard but no mustache
waved energetically, "Hello boys and girls. My name is Jimmy, and I
like to do drawer-ings, yaaaaay!"
"One of the things I most like about drawer-ing, is that you can make
fluffy fuzzy ladies to all sorts of naughty things *giggle* now don't
look at my bum." he admonished his 'audience' and reached for a few
sheets of poster-board sitting next to the tub.
"These are some of my favorite fluffy fuzzy ladies to draw naughty
things about, here's Natasha.." the pictures shuffle about untill an
image of a beautifull skunkette in a purple lace teddy appears, ".. and
here's Onyx, she's a cutey isn't she? " more shuffling untill another
skunkette appears, naked save for a black leather courset with way too
many straps and buckles attatched to it, "oh, oh! and here's Lori.. hee
hee, she likes to put things up her bum." The childish man winks as he
shows a third skunkette who might as well be naked the way the grey
latex on-peice dosn't fit on her.
"alright, now I told you I like to draw them doing naughty things right?
How naughty? Very naughty. Like this one." dropping the previous
prints to the floor and re-shuffling untill a picture of Natasha
presents itself, in all her naked glory straddling a rather beefy
rottweiler, "Oooh, there's a naughty rottie there. And ooh, ponies!
Yaaay! Everybody loves ponies don't they?" Shuffling more pictures
about while asking the rehtorical quastion untill Onyx's image is
displayed, the girl poseing with her tail high and her bum.. err.. butt
presented to the viewer and her only articles of clothing being a
saddle, bridle, and a set of 'hobbles'. More shuffling occurs as Jimmy
presents the next pic, "Oh no, looks like someone forgot to tell this
pony he's not the one 'supposed to be doing the riding" the next image
predictably is of Lori, doing.. umm, let's not go there.
Minutes drag on into hours while Jimmy enthusiasticly presents his
'drawer-ings' to his audience, all the while three skunk-sisters cower
at the door to the bathroom in horrified silence before Onyx finally
speaks, "Natasha? I'm scared"
The eldest tried to comfort her younger sister as the spectecle dragged
on, "I know Onyx, I know. Why did you have to put the magic 'shrooms on
Jim's pizza Lori? I told you something like this would happen."
Lori simply stood there, slack-jawed and amazed, "My god, what have I
done?"
Jimmy continued with his show, blissfully un-aware of his voyeurs as he
started makeing soap-horns in his hair and waved to the shaveing-mirror
across the room, "See you next time boys and girls."
-Leslie
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"He's a God, it'll take more than one shot."
-Lady Eboshi, 'Princess Mononoke'
Received on Sat Dec 01 2001 - 13:11:55 CST