And I thought I had a crazy imagination. It just goes to show that
there is always someone out there who can outdo you.
--- In SkunkworksAMA_at_y..., Leslie_R <trojan_at_a...> wrote:
> Hello there, Just another newbie, fanboy, furvert, amateur writer
et.
> al. I just recently became aware that Mr. Hardiman had his own
> Yahooogroup and thought I'd stop by. Oh, by the way, here's
somehing
> that percolated in my head while I was skimming the archives
scanning
> through hundreds upon thousands of headers for anything of interest,
> enjoy or not as thou wilt.
>
>
>
> Sitting sideways in his bathtub a young man with a beard but no
mustache
> waved energetically, "Hello boys and girls. My name is Jimmy, and I
> like to do drawer-ings, yaaaaay!"
>
> "One of the things I most like about drawer-ing, is that you can
make
> fluffy fuzzy ladies to all sorts of naughty things *giggle* now
don't
> look at my bum." he admonished his 'audience' and reached for a few
> sheets of poster-board sitting next to the tub.
>
> "These are some of my favorite fluffy fuzzy ladies to draw naughty
> things about, here's Natasha.." the pictures shuffle about untill an
> image of a beautifull skunkette in a purple lace teddy appears, "..
and
> here's Onyx, she's a cutey isn't she? " more shuffling untill
another
> skunkette appears, naked save for a black leather courset with way
too
> many straps and buckles attatched to it, "oh, oh! and here's Lori..
hee
> hee, she likes to put things up her bum." The childish man winks as
he
> shows a third skunkette who might as well be naked the way the grey
> latex on-peice dosn't fit on her.
>
> "alright, now I told you I like to draw them doing naughty things
right?
> How naughty? Very naughty. Like this one." dropping the previous
> prints to the floor and re-shuffling untill a picture of Natasha
> presents itself, in all her naked glory straddling a rather beefy
> rottweiler, "Oooh, there's a naughty rottie there. And ooh, ponies!
> Yaaay! Everybody loves ponies don't they?" Shuffling more pictures
> about while asking the rehtorical quastion untill Onyx's image is
> displayed, the girl poseing with her tail high and her bum.. err..
butt
> presented to the viewer and her only articles of clothing being a
> saddle, bridle, and a set of 'hobbles'. More shuffling occurs as
Jimmy
> presents the next pic, "Oh no, looks like someone forgot to tell
this
> pony he's not the one 'supposed to be doing the riding" the next
image
> predictably is of Lori, doing.. umm, let's not go there.
>
> Minutes drag on into hours while Jimmy enthusiasticly presents his
> 'drawer-ings' to his audience, all the while three skunk-sisters
cower
> at the door to the bathroom in horrified silence before Onyx finally
> speaks, "Natasha? I'm scared"
>
> The eldest tried to comfort her younger sister as the spectecle
dragged
> on, "I know Onyx, I know. Why did you have to put the
magic 'shrooms on
> Jim's pizza Lori? I told you something like this would happen."
>
> Lori simply stood there, slack-jawed and amazed, "My god, what have
I
> done?"
>
> Jimmy continued with his show, blissfully un-aware of his voyeurs
as he
> started makeing soap-horns in his hair and waved to the shaveing-
mirror
> across the room, "See you next time boys and girls."
>
>
> -Leslie
> --
> "He's a God, it'll take more than one shot."
> -Lady Eboshi, 'Princess Mononoke'
Received on Mon Dec 03 2001 - 09:56:49 CST